Seal the hole in your soul, with FLEX TAPE!!
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Disclaimer: This video is parody and in no way associated with the Flex Tape brand.
nice dr who shurt
I took acid last night an just discovered this Jay Leno mashed with Peter Griffin guy an I couldn't stop laughing for 8 hours straight!!! Its moments like this ill remember as one of the best moments of my entire life!!! Bravo!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Can we just appreciate the fact this man has spent over 200 bucks on flex products
thats not Johnny star thats Anthony sullen
@Zachmartinsmusic right
*Sullivan
Alright but seriously those boats are kind of a lawsuit waiting to happen wouldn't you say, Phil?
How did this get 62 mill views and only 1.5 mill likes
Life hack youtubers just copied Phil and Jon
1:09 he’s not wrong😂
Takes out pot: *bowl*
Titanic stern breaks off Phil: Flex tape to the rescue!
9:34 his face
im new
John swift is now know as the meme man
7:01 when i got headshot at call of duty
Wow I can't wait for someone to put flex seal in their hair
Some idiot is eventually gonna do that tbh.
Phil:when youre bleeding use flex tape as a bandage!
Among us
What does that have to do with anything? -Jontron, but also Kronk.
1:30 Thanos in Infinity War
NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGES
In the past 3 years I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched, quoted and dreamed about this video... very time I come back and it’s as good as the first ❤️ Its gold, it’s just fucking G O L D
You make me suicidal
4:28 lol.
This is definitely Jon's magnum opus
Jon tron is a gem of a man
AND JUST TO PROVE THAT FLEX TAPE IS THE BEST I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!!!!!
*J U S T L E T M E D I E
1:36 that is not the toughest conditions ten seconds later lol
Phil kinda looks like big ed, but thinner.
why am i getting recommended a video that i already liked and to a channel that i’m already subbed
Epic 9:42
And to this day, this video remains one of the greatest comebacks in ISpastr history.
It even works under water
Hey thats me!!
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marriage : baam flex tape surgery: BAAM flex tape relationship :baaaaaaaam flex tape ; ]
This video has 10x more views than his subscribers
4:09
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF - Phil Swift
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF (Titanic sinks)
“Even Flex Seal can’t fix that marriage” I quote this all the time
You made a lot of money just by a bar tv
Jontron a meme has made a meme
Flex tape = jesus
Phil Swift:* "YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A BUCKET, BUT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME FUCK IT!"*
4:52
Soooooooo fucken funny do another vid
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He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. 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We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor
She saw my heart in half, now thanks to flextape patched my heart:) thanks phill swift
to show you the power of flex tape, i sawed apple's brain in half! and repaired it with only flextape! *apple now makes good iphones with original features*
Yeah you have watched this but have you watched Troll Hunter (2010)
It’s a tradition to watch this every week
Nah, every hour
Iceberg: I SAWED THIS TITANIC IN HALF
let's take this video to 69426942 views
This felt like a lot longer than 10 and a half minutes
This Video has 62,215,437 (at the time of writing this) and NO ONE has made subtitles for this?!
2021 anyone?
Shut the fuck up
I love this John Candy/Jack Black guy hahaha
This video’s views has almost 11x his sub count rn
35k dont like the fact that this wasn't used as an actual commercial
Does flex tape fix my relationship with me father?
A meme has made a meme of a man
Yeah me too
I agree
Even after 3 years I don’t get the joke he did when he put Flex Tape on a picture of 2 guys
@FBI Ok, just to clarify, as this doesn't look like a posible r/whoosh. Those two guys are Julian Assange and Edward Snowden. I'm guessing you've heard those names before.
@Honda HR-V The Crossover that gets it right we have been on vacation for the last 5 years. Our little brother CIA has been doing our job so we might have missed a few things
Is this some sort of sarcasm that I’m not getting? Because your profile is literally the FBI, so it would be kinda ironic if you didn’t know who those 2 were.
i actually still dont get it
Oh my god they made the guy from the memes into a real person!
62 million views, they couldn't have hoped for a better brand deal that they didn't even have to pay for.
Flex tape can fix a Brocken marriage I have seen it before
Ive lived most of my life not knowing who this man was. Thank you for putting this in my reccomendation
is this the family-friendly version of the filthy frank show?
@Константин Родчанин lmaoo
Filthy Frank is Cringemeister 2000. Awfully unfunny
no
This video put JonTron on the map all over again, so many memes he created from this one video.
Art that defined a generation
Man coming back to this is sad. This is the reaction vlog arc that never ended
When Jon didn't upload so you have to watch this classic.
HE IS JESUS
“ *YOU MAKE ME ANGRY FILL* “
A legendary meme was created 4:49
In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?
is there anyone who speaks spanish i am mexican
And it even works, under-woutour
Me: *Checks view count* Also me: So close to 69,000,000
Too cool Vince offer the ShamWow guy camera guy you getting this
jontron 2017: this prolly gonna get idk like 30,000 views if im lucky 2021: 62,186,367 flex tape; HOLY SH*T
4:53 *haha, he said it, he said it*
Is flex seal just the liquid version of flex tape
"I'll take your entire stock"
*Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!*
yes
This had a huge effect on sales for flex tale and has really improved the brand, simply amazing
The super thicc rubber!!!
😏
Everything in this ad is true inside edition tried it
To show you the power of flex tape, I cut the universe in half!
I'd like to see them pour flex seal down a drain and then try and use one of those crappy drain unclogger fluid things (whatever they're called) to get it all out.
Bruhh its still bleeds 0:12
Bruh
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
I remember watching this 5 seconds after it was uploaded. Didnt know that it was gonna be this big
What if you use flex tape to fix broken flex tape?
I wish my class mates had patients
6:57 That’s a lot of damage
This video never gets old, even after I watched it more than 20 times.