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Jon attempts to cook the Frankenstein of Foods.
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Sergio Torres - Ash Williams + Himself
Andrew Reynoso - Fred Flintstone? + Himself
Mike Shayne - Superman + Himself
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
Set Design - Lynell Vinuya
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Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
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jontron cooked a meal so poorly he resurrected the birds.
I would honestly just like to see the end product of jontrons amalgamation.
The Halloween food is a fish. Unless you are in Slovakia, then it's a Christmas ham.
1:22 Ah, PETA. These guys who steal Assistance Dogs from blind people to later kill said dog. Because animal rights or some nonsense, lol.
In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?
I am disgusted
This video is a nightmare for vegans 😂😂😂
On the rag 😂😂😂 fuck im dead
We make these every year😅😅
I'm from the midwest and love wild duck, but this video is still hilarious 🤣
I cannot be the only one who has a playlist of their favorite JonTron videos they go back and binge watch like once a week.... right?
I mean, I'd eat a tofucken
Once the stuffing began I couldn't stop laughing. I almost choked on my own spit.
“Paula dean is the reason all my friends are dead!” While he racks a slug on an 1887 is easily my favorite out of context jontron scene.
I don’t know why I have such a problem watching people butcher birds.
After surviving 2020 and feeling absolutely miserable and depressed, I actually bought a turducken for my Christmas dinner just because I needed some tiny bit of excitement to stop me from going completely insane after almost a full year of being stuck inside. Can confirm it tasted pretty awful but at least it was something to make Christmas the slightest bit eventful :')
Oh wait so no aftermath? I kinda wanted to see how it turned out after the cook
I love when vegans lose their shit and this is the spot to vitness that specific event
Everyone I know everyone has thought and heard this but FUCK PETA Who the fuck makes a good cause and idea Then proceeds to be a jerk to everyone for eating meat and making them feel insecure and like there monsters Humans were meant to eat what they want... god gave use chickens, sheep, cow, and etc to eat Those animals are not innocent at all they would kill us if they could Yes protecting them from harsh unethical treatment like vil But don’t just blame everyone for eating something like chicken and saying it is murder Murder is unnecessary killing But killing has reason And what about TRYING TO CHANGE THE NAME OF A TOWN IN TEXAS CALLED TURKEY TO TOFURKEY PETA IN THINKING SOMETHING IS CRUEL YOU COME OUT UNREASONABLE
But how was it though?
Where is the finished turduckin i wanna see it
Completely wasted 70 dollars worth of good meat like an idiot. I hated it. Upvote
I love how the ghost music from super mario bros played in the background at one point.
He's right though. Duck tastes like shit.
cross contamination?
I actually didn’t realize until a rewatch of this video that he says, “That’s a lota damage”, at around 7:40 to 7:43.
You suck :P
All this teaches me is that Jon is actually a beast at spatchcocking a chicken despite not having any experience
When humans invented the Turducken they showed nature who’s the boss.
I think John Madden did a skit with this. Pretty sure if you search it up you can find it.
4:31 Covid’s unknown true origin story
Jacque 2.0?
I never say this video
Until today I swore this is the first time I saw it
Saw*
How's the food? Posted 3 years later
hmm chicken
'You can't help but wonder 'why'; there has to be a greater power out there, so how could he let this happen?" made me lose my mind
fresh never froZEN this bad boy was watching rick and Morty last night
just show the cooked one
wait you didnt wash them lol?
PALUA DEEN IS THE REASON ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
Jon is super nostalgic for some reason....
“It’s anyone’s guess as to what that is” Me: that’s the neck
Tbh i kinda wana see the actual result
Roll up your goddang sleeves!
Actually the dinner bird for Halloween should be a duck Because I want to have a reason to buy a duck
Yabbadabbadoo!
Can someone please tell me his production budget
I thought pumpkin pie was Halloween’s
Not showing the Turducken at the end is the worst thing Jon has ever done 😭
Song at 8:57 is some sort of remix of Library Piano - Luigi's mansion 2. Had to search for that for a long time.
This only made me MORE of a vegetarian.
Jon While this is years late to debone a Bird or at least the back the best way of doing it is with a kitchen scissors you get to keep far more of the bird.
John is scared if the turkey neck
Has it really been 3 years?
I was thinking the same thing.
Turducken = Reine + Subaru + Kiara!
Ah yes another person of my kind the holohole
Paprika...this is the paprika
@Oliver Green 👍
@Talon Slaton black pepper I believe
Then what did he put on it ? When he said dont forget the paprika 😂
Don't mess with asians
You donkey how dare you insult a bout our food you piece of crap
Most People: Hmm. Interesting. Vegans: AAAAA NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAA THE HORROR AAAAAA
I dont think thats a duck...I mean ducks are smaller than chickens lol.
Depends on the breed of each animal.
Isn't the official festive food of Halloween Pizza?
Indeed it did take 3 fuckin years. ‘Bout time
JonTron ate coronavirus That's why he's been AWOL
Video: **Is exactly ten minutes** ISpast: "Mmmmmmm, good." |:)
I don't eat duck or turkey , yet I watched this.
It's a spine or neck isn't it
Please make more to sell
I wonder how Jacque felt watching Jon do this?
Cocking with auntie Jon
The mario ghost house music fits great
This was truly horrific, I loved it
John sounds 2 minutes from crying the entire video
where are the gloves!!!, you need gloves.
This video is just him waffling about birds
I have 8 ducks
As a horror movie still better than thankskilling
“Oh I cut myself” People who haven’t cooked before: 😱😱😱😱😱 Me: first time?
Or people that are careful with knives.
Let’s all make fun of Jon for not knowing how to de-bone a chicken
I love how he’s wearing a pocket square in his vest
This is the only time I ever agreed with peta
I feel violated
Interestingly, I'm watching this three years in the future
i love how he has blood on his apron
👍
Babish would be proud
Your not a good chef
I can only imagine Gordon Ramsey whatching this
AN EMOTIONLESS CHINESE MAN SOʟᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ʙʏ ɢᴏʟʟʏ! I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SAFE TA EAT.
Man I really hope we get a Christmas episode again this year, because we didn't get a halloween one and I was pretty sad.
4:03 holy alioli batman! I didnt expected to see a catalan sign here
After all these years I still want to know what the actual finished turducken locked like.
I can see why people miss Jon reviewing video games. I mean, review a movie, commercials, or other crazy shit, but this is just gross, man!
That one clip is the one time I've ever almost agreed with peta
1:31 - A Turduken or as I call it "That poor duck."
Yo
Is it just me or should the Halloween main dish should be a soup lot stock to be served on a spooky pot
Bird up
It said 3 years later little did he know I thought it would be viewed by me the child with all the figgy pudding 3 years later
Still a better love story than twilight