Steven Seagal: Certified Tough Guy - JonTron

1 ágú 2020
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    JonTronShowJonTronShow9 mánuðum síðan
    • You ripe him totally

      yeo shenghongyeo shenghong8 dögum síðan
    • No

      Jimbo BagginsJimbo Baggins28 dögum síðan
    • Jon there's a soprano's video game you should review

      C- MENC- MENMánuði síðan
    • this video is 7 month ago BTW

      KeizersV'1KeizersV'1Mánuði síðan
    • Jon fucking died

      xXFallout_FanBoyXxxXFallout_FanBoyXx2 mánuðum síðan
  • I'm glad the "cops" of my state are trained by Steven seagull

    Homer SimpsonHomer Simpson27 mínútum síðan
  • The more hollow a watermelon sounds the more delicious it is

    GoogleyouroogleGoogleyouroogle54 mínútum síðan
  • Does anybody else get Resident Evil vibes from steven seagal?

    shrimp lord678shrimp lord6782 klukkustundum síðan
  • jon disguise as steven seagal looks like Shroud with goatie

    Luqrative EntertainmentLuqrative Entertainment5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Video was lame ... You try lighting a match with a bullet shot..or putting a bullet through previous hole you shot...

    Josh JP PepperJosh JP Pepper10 klukkustundum síðan
  • If you actually did the research one of his parents is Russian...making Steven Russian...

    Josh JP PepperJosh JP Pepper10 klukkustundum síðan
  • Oh my fucking God, I'm dieing over this

    D3THGAM3R420D3THGAM3R42010 klukkustundum síðan
  • Nailed the run 👌👌👌

    Tom JackamanTom Jackaman11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Shadow legends sucks ass bro.

    Pancho Villa Jr.Pancho Villa Jr.19 klukkustundum síðan
  • When he transformed into Steven at the playground i accidentally woke my family up 😔

    Clipse DClipse D20 klukkustundum síðan
  • That ad right as he says “im russian” 😂

    Mr O4TSMr O4TS21 klukkustund síðan
  • g u Y cOnFirMeD

    BlizzardBackBlizzardBack21 klukkustund síðan
  • I bet he took that watermelon and pet it like a james bond vilan pets a cat

    Marc DerkovitzMarc Derkovitz21 klukkustund síðan
  • 15:58 this is how I wash dishes ngl

    EE21 klukkustund síðan
  • Idiot, everyone knows Seagal Senior was the first Russian mongol to invade Michigan. It’s just a really slow yet ongoing invasion.

    ChomChomDegi Síðan síðan
  • Cocaine sniffles lol

    John WJohn WDegi Síðan síðan
  • The moment he said "I'm Russian." it immediately cut to an adventure communist ad.

    General KenobiGeneral KenobiDegi Síðan síðan
  • 5:30 great,big,fat man starts here. (Honestly im doing this just for myself).

    Just SkotchJust SkotchDegi Síðan síðan
  • Love this Video....XD so good!

    Michael SteinocherMichael SteinocherDegi Síðan síðan
  • Yea,fight the recoil from a suppressed .22 LOL soooo much recoil

    RelentlessEating andGamingRelentlessEating andGamingDegi Síðan síðan
  • Actual badasses don't brag about how badass they are. Something Mr. Seagal doesn't seem to understand.

    One Nerd95One Nerd95Degi Síðan síðan
  • "from vladivostok and Belarus" Alright i might be a mutt but at least being Polish-Lithuanian makes sense, fucking Vladivostok is in asia, literally the largest city in the far east and Belarus isnt even russian and it borders Ukraine and the Baltic.

    Oswald Mosley 2Oswald Mosley 2Degi Síðan síðan
  • Aikido is supposed to imitate the sword not actually use it in real battle

    Colin ChoiColin ChoiDegi Síðan síðan
  • This video is amazing but I gotta say WHY DID THEY CALL STEVEN WHEN BRANDON DIED ???? WHAT!? WHY!!

    ttDegi Síðan síðan
  • Most of the time I hear Seagal speaking all I can think of is Trump.

    bergfruehlingbergfruehling2 dögum síðan
  • When the rubber hand came out I died lol

    DJSUNDOWNDJSUNDOWN2 dögum síðan
  • Cucumber

    PatshowPatshow2 dögum síðan
  • “Im Russian” Ad

    Erif The foxErif The fox2 dögum síðan
  • 10:22 ... those fingers had me dying!! I thought they were just wet at first

    Cole Lawrence PeltierCole Lawrence Peltier2 dögum síðan
  • 1:08 skip the sponsor

    scrappydoofanscrappydoofan2 dögum síðan
  • The nail thing is realted to him being a guitar player ;) Especially flamenco etc players have long nails on purpose

    Jakub LuptovecJakub Luptovec2 dögum síðan
  • Conquered china

    MarcelloMarcello2 dögum síðan
  • Tom Segura brought me here

    Giorgio ZampieriGiorgio Zampieri2 dögum síðan
  • 7:56 Depends. If you come around a corner and jump kick the school shooter, it'll probably work. If you're going to crane kick his gun, it probably won't work.

    WyzaiWyzai2 dögum síðan
  • I'd love for this guy to play Dr. Eggman

    Soundwave superiorSoundwave superior2 dögum síðan
  • The smartest thing he did was putting on a hat.

    Tlaw GasoTlaw Gaso2 dögum síðan
  • I bet his breath smells awful.

    Carlos 13Carlos 132 dögum síðan
  • And you know what u won’t believe john!? The speed I skipped that ad

    Muhammed Yahya EkiciMuhammed Yahya Ekici3 dögum síðan
  • Now he is just an obese artist

    SoMe OnESoMe OnE3 dögum síðan
  • ''You act asian, you look like native american, you're name is possibly jewish. What are you?'' -Peter Griffin

    Throgg KingofTrollsThrogg KingofTrolls3 dögum síðan
  • This guy was a guy lmao 😂

    reckless204reckless2043 dögum síðan
  • Laughed my ass off! xD

    Matt Se7enMatt Se7en3 dögum síðan
  • Eh?! Key dough?!

    Chris JChris J3 dögum síðan
  • 🐶

    JamesJames3 dögum síðan
  • So, Steven Seagal, basically a man completely full of shit.

    SarahsKnight0SarahsKnight03 dögum síðan
  • Why does he actually look like Steven seagal on the playground

    MyCole DeckerMyCole Decker3 dögum síðan
  • Steven tries so hard to be a harem protagonist, but the only thing he has a harem of; are european presidents

    Archerfish JohnsArcherfish Johns3 dögum síðan
  • His posture…it’s like gru but like. Grus long lost second cousin.

    Abi JayAbi Jay3 dögum síðan
  • You ruined him for me, can't watch any of his movies ever again.

    tomatipea 29tomatipea 293 dögum síðan
  • 3:28 "EVWERY BOWDY KWONS IM HAIWRY"

    Stav BorochovStav Borochov4 dögum síðan
  • His thumb now is long because he snorts Coke

    Oogy Doogy SevenOogy Doogy Seven4 dögum síðan
  • What happened to Brandon was that the bullet broke off of a dummy round and was wedged in the barrel and got shot out by the detonation of the blank it was not supposed to happen and is incredibly unlikely to happen so their confusion is understandable

    Octopus SmasherOctopus Smasher4 dögum síðan
  • By the way, in Russia, when Seagal's movies came to VHS, they were just called "Nicko 1-10" they're so similar.

    K.B.NK.B.N4 dögum síðan
  • You gotta hand it to Segal, he never met a culture he wouldn't appropriate.

    Dr MortalDr Mortal4 dögum síðan
  • This is literally your best video ever. The rewatchability of it is incredible. After seeing the south park episode of steven this video is so much funnier.

    SomeWhiteGuy :DSomeWhiteGuy :D4 dögum síðan
  • HE WAS A FUCKING COP IN FUCKING JEFFERSON PARISH LOUISIANA?? i literally could’ve been pulled over by god himself

    Jake WiltyJake Wilty4 dögum síðan
  • I'm absolutely convinced that steven seagal is actually just trump in disguise

    Imke Jansen-MundayImke Jansen-Munday4 dögum síðan
  • If hadn’t been for Steven Segal we would have never gotten Bin Laden. Steven trained those navy seals on how to kill Bin Laden. I wish there was a Steven Segal action figure, cause I’d collect everyone and give them to my kids.

    Sly SlancewallSly Slancewall4 dögum síðan
  • Like how ya use the facial hair to hide your multiple chins, your just as bad as segal or however it's spelled🙄

    Pat BrewsterPat Brewster4 dögum síðan
  • This was even better the second time I watched it

    DD4 dögum síðan
  • “He can shoot a gnat off a fly’s ass” Is that a real phrase or was that guy just having a stroke?

    Steven ArvizuSteven Arvizu4 dögum síðan
  • We're here to binge as he goes on hiatus again

    Just Some Guy without a MustacheJust Some Guy without a Mustache4 dögum síðan
    • Hello there some guy without a mustache I will reply and like on every comment section i see you in

      WobbyWobbyDegi Síðan síðan
    • Yes that is exactly what happening

      SweWinceSweWince2 dögum síðan
    • sadness

      Aisa MiyukiAisa Miyuki2 dögum síðan
    • Justin Y 2.0

      Jake MartinezJake Martinez4 dögum síðan
  • steven seagal's is like your uncle who believes he's alpha but ain't alpha enough to know what to actually do in situations where he does the math

    oksomy nameisjeffoksomy nameisjeff4 dögum síðan
  • He was bullied as a kid and now is living the dream. Even if we don't see it.

    The Bystander GuyThe Bystander Guy4 dögum síðan
  • The Jontron clips were amazing as always; however, Steven Segaul is just painful to watch.

    CooperHawk360CooperHawk3604 dögum síðan
  • The rubber hand hitting the podium SENT me lol

    Sade JSade J4 dögum síðan
  • The handshake that wasn't, twice. Wow. Cringe.

    phiziogniusphiziognius4 dögum síðan
  • im scared to look at him

    CHockey21CHockey215 dögum síðan
  • The cop slamming his fingers killed me

    skunkleafskunkleaf5 dögum síðan
  • This guy just went to show off his fucking katana in Venezuela with NICOLAS MADURO

    Bizarre BugBizarre Bug5 dögum síðan
  • I feel like when we was acting as steven seagal he looked exactly like ray romano

    ATDMATDM5 dögum síðan
  • It took me a minute to realize that the subtitles were fake. 😂

    WolfsLastLight __WolfsLastLight __5 dögum síðan
  • Steven Seagal can polymorph into what he needs to when he needs to.

    James WilsonJames Wilson5 dögum síðan
  • Funny thing is he just delivered a katana from Russia to Venezuela's leader.

    Cameron PriceCameron Price5 dögum síðan
  • In this movie, Steven Segal plays the slow guy in that one mafia move series.

    Kitty PrydeKitty Pryde5 dögum síðan
  • Steven Seagal is like Hercule Satan in real life

    Dan BelloDan Bello5 dögum síðan
  • He also gave the president of Venezuela a katana

    RolfRolf5 dögum síðan
  • Hold up... at 11:50, that was actually a really good shot.

    Nolan MockryNolan Mockry5 dögum síðan
  • You need to update this, 'cause Steven Seagal now visited the Venezuelan Narco-goverment and gave himself a sword to Nicolas Maduro (main crook), as a token of appretiation.

    KowalthKowalth5 dögum síðan
  • Steven: "I'm Russian" Pantera commercial: "order our delicious Mac and cheese"

    jason mjason m5 dögum síðan
    • @Alexander Mueller lol fuck I missed that typo but it makes it so much better

      jason mjason m3 dögum síðan
    • I love going there and having Phil Anselmo serve me Pantera’s delicious mac and cheese.

      Alexander MuellerAlexander Mueller3 dögum síðan
  • He even visited the president of Venezuela a few days ago... International guy lol

    MexiM.404MexiM.4045 dögum síðan
  • Стивен Чайка more russian than me lol

    Копро ГрайндКопро Грайнд5 dögum síðan
  • America: Trains unpaid volunteers to prevent school shooters and acts of terrorism without using actual officers to stop perpetrators. The other 194 countries: Guns are illegal and we're 99% free of shooter and terrorists. Also America: "MuSt Be ThEm MuSlImS, ThEy'Re AlWaYs EaGeR tO bLoW sTuFf Up" *takes time off from work to go shooting with the boys*

    Hiroaki Pete: who do you think you are I am GreeneHiroaki Pete: who do you think you are I am Greene5 dögum síðan
  • I didnt know this video existed and I love it. Time to binge watch

    Megan LazagaMegan Lazaga5 dögum síðan
  • 11:16 WTF! That's a straight headshot! Gotta admit he has good shooting skills😅

    Hridayesh BanerjeeHridayesh Banerjee5 dögum síðan
  • Raid shadow legends got him to go; huh. To soon.

    Lenard-theSeeker DawgLenard-theSeeker Dawg5 dögum síðan
  • 11:17 HOLY CRAP nice shot buddy!

    epiKThreadepiKThread5 dögum síðan
  • 7:59-8:05 I am here for this meme

    Spring LoxSpring Lox5 dögum síðan
  • 11:16 Jontron is John Wick with that aim, oh my

    TheBlockBreakersTheBlockBreakers5 dögum síðan
  • Steven Segal is like the human equivalent of Bolt, that dog from that Disney movie who thought he was a REAL superhero.

    AtxjazzAtxjazz5 dögum síðan
    • but the movie does a better job than steven seagal's career

      oksomy nameisjeffoksomy nameisjeff4 dögum síðan
  • After watching this I currently have 2 questions: A. Why has this been recommended to me 9 times in the past month B. Why have I watched this 9 times in the past month Edit 1: It was recommended again, 8 Edit 2: I was recommended for a 9th time

    TheAlpha EngineerTheAlpha Engineer5 dögum síðan
  • The sex arm got me ngl

    ExitumExitum6 dögum síðan
  • this guy was just going for the world record of wikipedia subtitles

    The French FancieThe French Fancie6 dögum síðan
  • This boy shoots 749 freedoms Per minute

    SitcomsSitcoms6 dögum síðan
  • Had to watch it a second time when you shot the pistol. Thought You actually hit the target right in the head at first^^

    TewdPlaysTewdPlays6 dögum síðan
  • Why does jontron's impression of Steven seagal include a light Russian accent?

    ryan bonnerryan bonner6 dögum síðan
  • "I'm a Russian Mongol." Sigh. Oy vey.

    wingsandashwingsandash6 dögum síðan
  • You know what's funny, the "President" from my Country Venezuela received a Samurai Sword from Seagal in Russia a few days ago, Jon's video came to mind immediately.

    walter floreswalter flores6 dögum síðan
  • Stevie cigar is the next Benedict cucumber patch

    guantofrog lolguantofrog lol6 dögum síðan
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