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You ripe him totally
No
Jon there's a soprano's video game you should review
this video is 7 month ago BTW
Jon fucking died
I'm glad the "cops" of my state are trained by Steven seagull
The more hollow a watermelon sounds the more delicious it is
Does anybody else get Resident Evil vibes from steven seagal?
jon disguise as steven seagal looks like Shroud with goatie
Video was lame ... You try lighting a match with a bullet shot..or putting a bullet through previous hole you shot...
If you actually did the research one of his parents is Russian...making Steven Russian...
Oh my fucking God, I'm dieing over this
Nailed the run 👌👌👌
Shadow legends sucks ass bro.
When he transformed into Steven at the playground i accidentally woke my family up 😔
That ad right as he says “im russian” 😂
g u Y cOnFirMeD
I bet he took that watermelon and pet it like a james bond vilan pets a cat
15:58 this is how I wash dishes ngl
Idiot, everyone knows Seagal Senior was the first Russian mongol to invade Michigan. It’s just a really slow yet ongoing invasion.
Cocaine sniffles lol
The moment he said "I'm Russian." it immediately cut to an adventure communist ad.
5:30 great,big,fat man starts here. (Honestly im doing this just for myself).
Love this Video....XD so good!
Yea,fight the recoil from a suppressed .22 LOL soooo much recoil
Actual badasses don't brag about how badass they are. Something Mr. Seagal doesn't seem to understand.
"from vladivostok and Belarus" Alright i might be a mutt but at least being Polish-Lithuanian makes sense, fucking Vladivostok is in asia, literally the largest city in the far east and Belarus isnt even russian and it borders Ukraine and the Baltic.
Aikido is supposed to imitate the sword not actually use it in real battle
This video is amazing but I gotta say WHY DID THEY CALL STEVEN WHEN BRANDON DIED ???? WHAT!? WHY!!
Most of the time I hear Seagal speaking all I can think of is Trump.
When the rubber hand came out I died lol
Cucumber
“Im Russian” Ad
10:22 ... those fingers had me dying!! I thought they were just wet at first
1:08 skip the sponsor
The nail thing is realted to him being a guitar player ;) Especially flamenco etc players have long nails on purpose
Conquered china
Tom Segura brought me here
7:56 Depends. If you come around a corner and jump kick the school shooter, it'll probably work. If you're going to crane kick his gun, it probably won't work.
I'd love for this guy to play Dr. Eggman
The smartest thing he did was putting on a hat.
I bet his breath smells awful.
And you know what u won’t believe john!? The speed I skipped that ad
Now he is just an obese artist
''You act asian, you look like native american, you're name is possibly jewish. What are you?'' -Peter Griffin
This guy was a guy lmao 😂
Laughed my ass off! xD
Eh?! Key dough?!
🐶
So, Steven Seagal, basically a man completely full of shit.
Why does he actually look like Steven seagal on the playground
Steven tries so hard to be a harem protagonist, but the only thing he has a harem of; are european presidents
His posture…it’s like gru but like. Grus long lost second cousin.
You ruined him for me, can't watch any of his movies ever again.
3:28 "EVWERY BOWDY KWONS IM HAIWRY"
His thumb now is long because he snorts Coke
What happened to Brandon was that the bullet broke off of a dummy round and was wedged in the barrel and got shot out by the detonation of the blank it was not supposed to happen and is incredibly unlikely to happen so their confusion is understandable
By the way, in Russia, when Seagal's movies came to VHS, they were just called "Nicko 1-10" they're so similar.
You gotta hand it to Segal, he never met a culture he wouldn't appropriate.
This is literally your best video ever. The rewatchability of it is incredible. After seeing the south park episode of steven this video is so much funnier.
HE WAS A FUCKING COP IN FUCKING JEFFERSON PARISH LOUISIANA?? i literally could’ve been pulled over by god himself
I'm absolutely convinced that steven seagal is actually just trump in disguise
If hadn’t been for Steven Segal we would have never gotten Bin Laden. Steven trained those navy seals on how to kill Bin Laden. I wish there was a Steven Segal action figure, cause I’d collect everyone and give them to my kids.
Like how ya use the facial hair to hide your multiple chins, your just as bad as segal or however it's spelled🙄
This was even better the second time I watched it
“He can shoot a gnat off a fly’s ass” Is that a real phrase or was that guy just having a stroke?
We're here to binge as he goes on hiatus again
Hello there some guy without a mustache I will reply and like on every comment section i see you in
Yes that is exactly what happening
sadness
Justin Y 2.0
steven seagal's is like your uncle who believes he's alpha but ain't alpha enough to know what to actually do in situations where he does the math
He was bullied as a kid and now is living the dream. Even if we don't see it.
The Jontron clips were amazing as always; however, Steven Segaul is just painful to watch.
The rubber hand hitting the podium SENT me lol
The handshake that wasn't, twice. Wow. Cringe.
im scared to look at him
The cop slamming his fingers killed me
This guy just went to show off his fucking katana in Venezuela with NICOLAS MADURO
I feel like when we was acting as steven seagal he looked exactly like ray romano
It took me a minute to realize that the subtitles were fake. 😂
Steven Seagal can polymorph into what he needs to when he needs to.
Funny thing is he just delivered a katana from Russia to Venezuela's leader.
In this movie, Steven Segal plays the slow guy in that one mafia move series.
Steven Seagal is like Hercule Satan in real life
He also gave the president of Venezuela a katana
Hold up... at 11:50, that was actually a really good shot.
You need to update this, 'cause Steven Seagal now visited the Venezuelan Narco-goverment and gave himself a sword to Nicolas Maduro (main crook), as a token of appretiation.
Steven: "I'm Russian" Pantera commercial: "order our delicious Mac and cheese"
@Alexander Mueller lol fuck I missed that typo but it makes it so much better
I love going there and having Phil Anselmo serve me Pantera’s delicious mac and cheese.
He even visited the president of Venezuela a few days ago... International guy lol
Стивен Чайка more russian than me lol
America: Trains unpaid volunteers to prevent school shooters and acts of terrorism without using actual officers to stop perpetrators. The other 194 countries: Guns are illegal and we're 99% free of shooter and terrorists. Also America: "MuSt Be ThEm MuSlImS, ThEy'Re AlWaYs EaGeR tO bLoW sTuFf Up" *takes time off from work to go shooting with the boys*
I didnt know this video existed and I love it. Time to binge watch
11:16 WTF! That's a straight headshot! Gotta admit he has good shooting skills😅
Raid shadow legends got him to go; huh. To soon.
11:17 HOLY CRAP nice shot buddy!
7:59-8:05 I am here for this meme
11:16 Jontron is John Wick with that aim, oh my
Steven Segal is like the human equivalent of Bolt, that dog from that Disney movie who thought he was a REAL superhero.
but the movie does a better job than steven seagal's career
After watching this I currently have 2 questions: A. Why has this been recommended to me 9 times in the past month B. Why have I watched this 9 times in the past month Edit 1: It was recommended again, 8 Edit 2: I was recommended for a 9th time
The sex arm got me ngl
this guy was just going for the world record of wikipedia subtitles
This boy shoots 749 freedoms Per minute
Had to watch it a second time when you shot the pistol. Thought You actually hit the target right in the head at first^^
Why does jontron's impression of Steven seagal include a light Russian accent?
"I'm a Russian Mongol." Sigh. Oy vey.
You know what's funny, the "President" from my Country Venezuela received a Samurai Sword from Seagal in Russia a few days ago, Jon's video came to mind immediately.
Stevie cigar is the next Benedict cucumber patch