29 apr 2019
5 903 263 Áhorf

Try Philo FREE for 7 days and 30% off your first month!
Click the link:
Thank you, Philo, for sponsoring!
Follow JonTron Here:
Business Inquiries:
Jon Jafari - Director/Actor/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer/Creative Writer
Mike Shayne - Gaffer/Assistant Cameraman/Creative Writer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor/Creative Writer
Lynell Vinyua - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Coordinator
Lewis Bown - Narration
Meel Lycatae - Hill Falldowner
Kov Zoborobino - Key Bratmaster

  • Hope you guys liked this video, making it was pretty insane LOL. Also thanks again to Philo for sponsoring so I can bring you THE BIG VIDS!! Click here to try em out

    JonTronShowJonTronShowÁri síðan
    • A comment within a comment. WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!

      R00STER O'HaganR00STER O'HaganMánuði síðan
    • That link doesn't work, sooo.......?

      hhris Chhris C2 mánuðum síðan
    • I had respect for you, until you capitalised ur lol's. Unsubbed.

      BeanBean4 mánuðum síðan
    • 0

      Hungry kidd LoyaHungry kidd Loya5 mánuðum síðan
    • Tvnt bb tunu k9lni.n gjog.))m II Khj

      Hungry kidd LoyaHungry kidd Loya5 mánuðum síðan
  • Welcome to 21st century cooking, with Jon Jafari and Son.

    levi levislevi levisDegi Síðan síðan
  • New Hampshire is an amazing place.

    Monkey TurnerMonkey Turner3 dögum síðan
  • 9:16

    Carter PapaCarter Papa3 dögum síðan

    Samuele GilardinoSamuele Gilardino4 dögum síðan
  • Yes

    Remington ToddRemington Todd4 dögum síðan
  • 5:59 because there’s nothing more English than paying others to do the stuff you don’t want to do

    AvalonAvalon5 dögum síðan
  • Well you came to the hell hole that is New England

    Joseph StalinJoseph Stalin5 dögum síðan
  • we need more videos!

    the doby kidsthe doby kids5 dögum síðan
  • In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?

    Geeking SoloGeeking Solo5 dögum síðan
  • Hes been filming in Borneo I guess. Cuz 6 months is a long time

    PaleofrogitarianismPaleofrogitarianism8 dögum síðan
    • Yea

      me like hentaime like hentai3 dögum síðan
  • Anything: Has 58 things JonTron: WITH OVER 57 THINGS

    Sam LemieuxSam Lemieux8 dögum síðan
  • This is to close to home. Literally that salt is like 20 to 25 minutes from me

    Brody kBrody k8 dögum síðan
  • I love how the girl in the fish shop thinks she's getting a proper interview but it's just Jon clocking about

    I think telly tubbies is a cult and make playlistsI think telly tubbies is a cult and make playlists9 dögum síðan
  • I live in New Hampshire and you sir, have offended me

    TrizzilaTrizzila10 dögum síðan
  • That narrator voice was exquisite

  • 1:14 ghost walks in the background lol

    jayk acejayk ace11 dögum síðan
  • I can’t believe I’m just seeing this now. It’s so good. Thanks for putting smiles and laughs on my face Jon!

    Cub ZeroCub Zero11 dögum síðan
  • Bruh what you made ill eat all that cuz how poor I am

    wyatt animationswyatt animations11 dögum síðan
  • I don't think you want london anymore mate its long past its heyday. Now its pretty much somalia.

    dimiel godimiel go11 dögum síðan
  • Him cutting that celery at double speed was awfully impressive.

    Johiah plays gamesJohiah plays games13 dögum síðan
  • That lady was just not at all interested in humoring John's bullshit.

    DoctorLazersDoctorLazers14 dögum síðan
  • Bro that SMT music during the ad made my day

    Unparalleled AestheticsUnparalleled Aesthetics15 dögum síðan
  • This is exactly accurate totally not wrong

    Matthew WasonoredjoMatthew Wasonoredjo19 dögum síðan
  • Jon, please tell me you were kidding about not having heard of the Spanish-American War... Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill? "Remember the MAINE"? William Randolph Hearst creating the war just to boost newspaper sales? Does any of this sound familiar? *sigh* this is why most people think Puerto Rico is a foreign country instead of American territory.

    Were-OwlWere-Owl19 dögum síðan
  • 10:43 Unfortunately, a pork lamb chowder was one of them.

    Andy-opiaAndy-opia20 dögum síðan
  • JonTron and Townsend’s collab?

    azlanberesfordazlanberesford22 dögum síðan
  • I got a soft spot for fish market lady

    Space & SoundSpace & Sound25 dögum síðan
  • I cant wait for you to grow old and keep judging the ruins of the past and yell “ I mean really,what the fuck is this shit?” White beard and all

    ODNUODNU26 dögum síðan
  • Looks at camera "librals"😂😂

    Reapers GamingReapers Gaming26 dögum síðan
  • 9:40 Thats just hilarious.

    Darion BalkaranDarion Balkaran27 dögum síðan
  • Bro my guys says you might not get it on your first try and then samurai slashes the fish

    RageboiRageboi28 dögum síðan
  • I’m pretty sure that the sales at Sanders Fish Market skyrocketed after this video came out

    Atlantic ProductionsAtlantic ProductionsMánuði síðan
  • How good is Philo now in 2021?

    Alwyn CampbellAlwyn CampbellMánuði síðan
  • "We cut off those faces and pull out their rears" I don't think Jon even had a joke for that, he just stood there in horrified silence

    A Man OnlineA Man OnlineMánuði síðan
  • I appreciate that this is supposed to be a funny comedic video, but it was a little distasteful... normally I love all jontron videos but you should be respectful of historical events and landmarks...

    HaleyHaleyMánuði síðan
  • What the hell kinda animal or weird edit was going on in the background of 1:17

    NinjamuchachoNinjamuchachoMánuði síðan
  • Have relatives in New England, can confirm, the entire area looks like a nuclear holocaust.

    anothersettlementanothersettlementMánuði síðan
  • Puritans: take over North America *PANIK* Americans 200 years later: make good entertainment. *ENJOIMANT*

    Leo The Friendly CreeperLeo The Friendly CreeperMánuði síðan
  • 1:14 Bigfoot on the right.

    Jared ParsonsJared ParsonsMánuði síðan
  • What I get from the video is that Jonathan really likes cooking

    Valentin OttoValentin OttoMánuði síðan
  • 6:47 As soon as I saw that Fish on the wall in the background, I immediately recognized it and looked up "Green Fish species" on Google. Afterwards, I discovered that it's actually called a *Mahi-Mahi.* Or Dolphinfish, if you will. And I've gotta say, it's the coolest gosh darn Fish I've seen tonight.

    Pifflesome Puff NadderPifflesome Puff NadderMánuði síðan
  • He makes food so gross even haachamachama wouldn't want it.

    Storms and SaugeyeStorms and SaugeyeMánuði síðan
  • I would actually love for this to be a series.

    Isaac ReserIsaac ReserMánuði síðan
  • 5:20 Jon temporarily becomes possessed by the spirit of Curly Howard

    Samuel LaskySamuel LaskyMánuði síðan
  • Philo should add Primeval to their selection of shows. Alotta plaeofans would watch that.

    BrokenTVshowBrokenTVshowMánuði síðan
  • fish

    ej hayesej hayesMánuði síðan
  • John that’s a rock

    Bacon man501 BaconBacon man501 BaconMánuði síðan
  • He thinks you just pick clams up off the rocks.. Has Jon ever been to a beach before?

    BruceNJeffAreMyFliesBruceNJeffAreMyFliesMánuði síðan
    • -WOOSH-

      Groot 420Groot 420Mánuði síðan
  • I like his reaction to discovering the Spanish-American War.

    Dare To GameDare To GameMánuði síðan
  • It's of clams. lol

    Brandon PalmerBrandon PalmerMánuði síðan
  • Wait... did 8 year old Jimmy convince him to move to NH?

    Roark The RedRoark The RedMánuði síðan
  • Does New Jersey really have a wasteland

    Nicholas MyrickNicholas MyrickMánuði síðan

    Ryan AtracheRyan AtracheMánuði síðan
  • All these vegans attacking the eating of cows, chicken and all that. But no fucking love do they give to the soft shell crab, that gets its fucking ASS ripped OUT and face CUT OFF. While ALIVE.

    LockofMetalLockofMetalMánuði síðan
  • That monger segment was gold

    hellocollegejason198hellocollegejason198Mánuði síðan
  • Jon you need to do another one of these videos. They kinda remind me of National Geographic. This was awesome

    Harrison MilkoHarrison MilkoMánuði síðan
  • Looked like a pretty good chowder to me.

    Josh RayneJosh RayneMánuði síðan
  • if you want good clams, you should have come to Connecticut

    EnderBrine 500EnderBrine 500Mánuði síðan
  • @fishmonger aye watcha doin

    CoastCoastMánuði síðan
  • The scallop joke gave me a good chuckle

    Frosty VRFrosty VRMánuði síðan

    King PenguinKing PenguinMánuði síðan
  • Basement Dweller Goes Outside: the Documentary

    PewPewSkittlesPewPewSkittlesMánuði síðan
  • This is cringe

    PewPewSkittlesPewPewSkittlesMánuði síðan
  • Joking aside, that food looks epic

    a green acorna green acornMánuði síðan
  • Clam juice? All that’s missing is tomato, hot sauce and a little black pepper 😩

    PatPatMánuði síðan
  • may we pay respect for the animals who died for comedy

    Oscar VelazquezOscar VelazquezMánuði síðan
  • To this day I don’t understand the point of this video

    JekoJekoMánuði síðan
    • @Thirsty Man yes

      Talon SlatonTalon SlatonMánuði síðan
    • Clam

      Thirsty ManThirsty ManMánuði síðan
  • *Drinks clam juice* Dark Souls "You Died" music plays.

    ctlraltdestroyctlraltdestroyMánuði síðan
  • who read this as "New Jonny English"

    popfloyd playspopfloyd playsMánuði síðan
  • Upload something!!!!

    adam Seccombeadam SeccombeMánuði síðan
  • I too made a poor clam chowder once. I ate it all to spare my friends and gave myself food poisoning.

    Wolfgod 64Wolfgod 64Mánuði síðan
  • This is discount townsend

    I never asked for thisI never asked for thisMánuði síðan
  • This man is just the greatest America should be glad to have giving birth to such a humble and hard working man.

    Cj WilsonCj WilsonMánuði síðan
  • The Spanish American war was a war over Florida im pretty sure

    Golden Cheetah26Golden Cheetah26Mánuði síðan
    • @Jules Gaming oh yeah, I’m an idiot

      Golden Cheetah26Golden Cheetah26Mánuði síðan
    • No, it was on the border with Mexico

      Jules GamingJules GamingMánuði síðan
  • Where did you get your hat from my dude?

    That0neGuyThat0neGuyMánuði síðan
  • “Just like momma used to make it, before the accident...... while we let that simmer!”

    Rando RangoRando RangoMánuði síðan
  • Props to fish market lady for being so chill with Jon's shenanigans

    Laatmaas QuanariinLaatmaas QuanariinMánuði síðan
  • The thing I dislike about old videos are the old comments...

    baby yoda partakebaby yoda partakeMánuði síðan
  • Ok one question... What gave you the idea for this video

    IronStriker / Magnus5IronStriker / Magnus5Mánuði síðan
  • 9:18 always gets me

    Connor McsweeneyConnor McsweeneyMánuði síðan
  • I can imagine jon walking into the fish market and telling the monger "Dont mind if I'm acting like a complete dumbass, we also might talk to your lobsters"

    YaBoi AidanYaBoi AidanMánuði síðan
  • My favorite jontron video

    KingdumbKingdumbMánuði síðan
  • 5:04

    We ThatWe ThatMánuði síðan
  • DzdzdzddzddzdxxzdxzdxzdxdzxdzxzZzxzddzzzxxddzzxzDZzdzzzxZxddzzxdzzxzddxzzdzxzdzxzxxdzxdzxzzxxzdzddzzxzxdzdzdzddzzzzdzZdzzddzzxzzzdxzdzzxzzdzzdxzzddzxzdzxzdzxzdzxZzdzdxzzddzdzddzxdzzdxdzdzxzdxzdzzdzxzdzxdzzxzdxdzxdzdxdzdzxzdxzddzzzdzxzdzDzzzzzzdzxz%XzxZzdzz%ZzxzzzddzxzdZdzdzxzdzzzdzsszdZdzdzzsxzdzdzdzzzxdxxdzdzdzdzxdxxxdzdzzzdzzxdzzxzdzdzxzzdzzzxddzXdzxzxzzxzzzzxdzxzdxzzdxdzdzzxzzzzzxzxdzzxdzzxzdxdzzzzxxdzxdzxdzxzdxzdxdzxzdzdzxzxdzxdzxdzdzddzxdzxzddzxdzdzxzxzdxdzzzzxzdxdzxdxzdxdzxdzxdzzdzdzzxzxzzzxzxxzdxdzdzzdzdxzzzdzxdzxdzxdzxxdzxdzdzzzdzxzdxzxzdxzddzxzzdzzxzdzdzdzdzdzzxxdzzxdzxdzxdzzxzdzdxxxdzzxdzxdzxdzzxxzdxdzxzzzzzxzdzxdzxdzzxdzxdzzdxzdxdzzddzzdxdzxxdzxdzxzdxzdxzxzdzzxxzdxzdxzdxzddzxzdxxdzdzxzdxdzxzxddzdxzxdzzxzdxzdxddzdzzdxdzzxzzdxddzdxxddzzzdxzdxzddzxzdzxzdxzzdzxzdxzdxzdxzdxdzxxzdxzdzdzxzdxzdzddzdzdd

    St4T1c R3Tr0St4T1c R3Tr0Mánuði síðan
  • This is the most underrated jontron video

    Christian GarrityChristian GarrityMánuði síðan
  • Next time, put the clams in water some corn meal. The clams will spit out the corn meal, cleaning the insides of the clam. Then, in a separate pot boil the clams in water till they open.

    Michael HanleyMichael HanleyMánuði síðan
  • I don't like fish but the people at sanders fish mart seem sooooo nice!

    WinglessBricksWinglessBricksMánuði síðan
  • Lol crawdads arnt shrimp man..

    Ty SandiferTy Sandifer2 mánuðum síðan
  • hey can you come to Washington next, were not very represented even though we have the SEAT OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY LIVING HERE (Microsoft, amazon, google, valve, t-mobile) but nope everyone just says "oh looks its the state with the hippies and the weed hahaha" FUCK OFF AMERICA just, come one. jon tron i dare you to fish for geo ducks with your bare hands at 3 am in 40 degree water while its raining

    scottyGGscottyGG2 mánuðum síðan
  • 6:41: God dammit John. Your last comment after her's killed me. XD

    Broccoli NyuBroccoli Nyu2 mánuðum síðan
  • No birds or cetaceans were harmed in the making of this video

    Sean EncarnadoSean Encarnado2 mánuðum síðan
  • A true American hero

    Sam oSam o2 mánuðum síðan
  • what is that outro music called? i love it :3

    HatPeasyCatHatPeasyCat2 mánuðum síðan
  • I miss Jon's bird

    evan ennisevan ennis2 mánuðum síðan
  • Jonathan cooking has got to be one of my favourite things

    Human BeanHuman Bean2 mánuðum síðan
  • I saw the title and immediately thought it was a review of the Johnny English series

    Sir. YeetumsSir. Yeetums2 mánuðum síðan

    Kendall BassKendall Bass2 mánuðum síðan
  • New Hampshire! The home of Jimmy, 8!

    Masked- imatorMasked- imator2 mánuðum síðan
  • Jon literally creates a full course meal. And then stares at it dissapointed

    MysticMystic2 mánuðum síðan