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That link doesn't work, sooo.......?
I had respect for you, until you capitalised ur lol's. Unsubbed.
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Welcome to 21st century cooking, with Jon Jafari and Son.
New Hampshire is an amazing place.
9:16
AAAAAAH
Yes
5:59 because there’s nothing more English than paying others to do the stuff you don’t want to do
Well you came to the hell hole that is New England
we need more videos!
In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?
Hes been filming in Borneo I guess. Cuz 6 months is a long time
Yea
Anything: Has 58 things JonTron: WITH OVER 57 THINGS
This is to close to home. Literally that salt is like 20 to 25 minutes from me
I love how the girl in the fish shop thinks she's getting a proper interview but it's just Jon clocking about
I live in New Hampshire and you sir, have offended me
That narrator voice was exquisite
1:14 ghost walks in the background lol
I can’t believe I’m just seeing this now. It’s so good. Thanks for putting smiles and laughs on my face Jon!
Bruh what you made ill eat all that cuz how poor I am
I don't think you want london anymore mate its long past its heyday. Now its pretty much somalia.
Him cutting that celery at double speed was awfully impressive.
That lady was just not at all interested in humoring John's bullshit.
Bro that SMT music during the ad made my day
This is exactly accurate totally not wrong
Jon, please tell me you were kidding about not having heard of the Spanish-American War... Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill? "Remember the MAINE"? William Randolph Hearst creating the war just to boost newspaper sales? Does any of this sound familiar? *sigh* this is why most people think Puerto Rico is a foreign country instead of American territory.
10:43 Unfortunately, a pork lamb chowder was one of them.
JonTron and Townsend’s collab?
I got a soft spot for fish market lady
I cant wait for you to grow old and keep judging the ruins of the past and yell “ I mean really,what the fuck is this shit?” White beard and all
Looks at camera "librals"😂😂
9:40 Thats just hilarious.
Bro my guys says you might not get it on your first try and then samurai slashes the fish
I’m pretty sure that the sales at Sanders Fish Market skyrocketed after this video came out
How good is Philo now in 2021?
"We cut off those faces and pull out their rears" I don't think Jon even had a joke for that, he just stood there in horrified silence
I appreciate that this is supposed to be a funny comedic video, but it was a little distasteful... normally I love all jontron videos but you should be respectful of historical events and landmarks...
What the hell kinda animal or weird edit was going on in the background of 1:17
Have relatives in New England, can confirm, the entire area looks like a nuclear holocaust.
Puritans: take over North America *PANIK* Americans 200 years later: make good entertainment. *ENJOIMANT*
1:14 Bigfoot on the right.
What I get from the video is that Jonathan really likes cooking
6:47 As soon as I saw that Fish on the wall in the background, I immediately recognized it and looked up "Green Fish species" on Google. Afterwards, I discovered that it's actually called a *Mahi-Mahi.* Or Dolphinfish, if you will. And I've gotta say, it's the coolest gosh darn Fish I've seen tonight.
He makes food so gross even haachamachama wouldn't want it.
I would actually love for this to be a series.
5:20 Jon temporarily becomes possessed by the spirit of Curly Howard
Philo should add Primeval to their selection of shows. Alotta plaeofans would watch that.
fish
John that’s a rock
He thinks you just pick clams up off the rocks.. Has Jon ever been to a beach before?
-WOOSH-
I like his reaction to discovering the Spanish-American War.
It's of clams. lol
Wait... did 8 year old Jimmy convince him to move to NH?
Does New Jersey really have a wasteland
FAKE NETFLIX
All these vegans attacking the eating of cows, chicken and all that. But no fucking love do they give to the soft shell crab, that gets its fucking ASS ripped OUT and face CUT OFF. While ALIVE.
That monger segment was gold
Jon you need to do another one of these videos. They kinda remind me of National Geographic. This was awesome
Looked like a pretty good chowder to me.
if you want good clams, you should have come to Connecticut
@fishmonger aye watcha doin
The scallop joke gave me a good chuckle
LIVE FREE OR DIE
Basement Dweller Goes Outside: the Documentary
This is cringe
Joking aside, that food looks epic
Clam juice? All that’s missing is tomato, hot sauce and a little black pepper 😩
may we pay respect for the animals who died for comedy
To this day I don’t understand the point of this video
@Thirsty Man yes
Clam
*Drinks clam juice* Dark Souls "You Died" music plays.
who read this as "New Jonny English"
Upload something!!!!
I too made a poor clam chowder once. I ate it all to spare my friends and gave myself food poisoning.
This is discount townsend
This man is just the greatest America should be glad to have giving birth to such a humble and hard working man.
The Spanish American war was a war over Florida im pretty sure
@Jules Gaming oh yeah, I’m an idiot
No, it was on the border with Mexico
Where did you get your hat from my dude?
“Just like momma used to make it, before the accident...... while we let that simmer!”
Props to fish market lady for being so chill with Jon's shenanigans
The thing I dislike about old videos are the old comments...
Ok one question... What gave you the idea for this video
9:18 always gets me
I can imagine jon walking into the fish market and telling the monger "Dont mind if I'm acting like a complete dumbass, we also might talk to your lobsters"
My favorite jontron video
5:04
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This is the most underrated jontron video
Next time, put the clams in water some corn meal. The clams will spit out the corn meal, cleaning the insides of the clam. Then, in a separate pot boil the clams in water till they open.
I don't like fish but the people at sanders fish mart seem sooooo nice!
Lol crawdads arnt shrimp man..
hey can you come to Washington next, were not very represented even though we have the SEAT OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY LIVING HERE (Microsoft, amazon, google, valve, t-mobile) but nope everyone just says "oh looks its the state with the hippies and the weed hahaha" FUCK OFF AMERICA just, come one. jon tron i dare you to fish for geo ducks with your bare hands at 3 am in 40 degree water while its raining
6:41: God dammit John. Your last comment after her's killed me. XD
No birds or cetaceans were harmed in the making of this video
A true American hero
what is that outro music called? i love it :3
I miss Jon's bird
Jonathan cooking has got to be one of my favourite things
I saw the title and immediately thought it was a review of the Johnny English series
Me when I Saw the Clam Chowder: *"THAT SOUP IS SO THICK THAT IT'S ABOUT TO START CHANTING 'ARA-ARA'!"*
New Hampshire! The home of Jimmy, 8!
Jon literally creates a full course meal. And then stares at it dissapointed