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“Hallo” -Joe Beijing
as a girl I can most sincerely say that drying out your downstairs with a lamp is a highway to hell and will lead to some sort of meeting with a gynaecologist with his first words being "you f***king idiot Karen you did it"
23:40
The maps thing didn't age well 😂
12:00 Obadiah Stane?
I wish jon would post more, that would be a beautiful thing but you can re watch his videos like crazy to get your fix of jontron without getting bored. Gotta love jontron, he makes thay good good quality content.
Dude, Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking insane man. She divorced the most amazing human being in existence because he was a fucking human then turned around and made Goop... 🤔🤔🤔
8:01 jon doesn't watch AOT but I miss sasha as well
Cold water treatment is actually therapeutic not that weird chanting stuff but some of this is actual spirituality
0:34 I think we've all had this moment during the pandemic 😂
14:42 When you try to listen to you're parents
pepper pots pussy plaster
Flex tape
Fun fact: The reason Jon hasn’t uploaded in so long is because Netflix actually took his idea for a TV show and they are making one. Flex Tape 3: Here we Flex again
The reason kevin sounded so hollow was because he sold his soul to Gwyneth for the job.
Gwyneth got COVID-19 and she said that she cured it with some sort of liquid
It’s not just go sit on your desk load a cigar and just watch some Jon Tron
Elise Loehnen has the most severe case of resting bitch face.
Bet he totally has ice powers like that girl from Sharkboy and Lavagirl
ana got fired and/or quit
I’m sorry but Laura and gwyneth are just so... weird looking??? In the face??? Idk
Garments
37k
Was that random Dutch guy wim hoff?
Okay jon answered my question 10 seconds later
Psychic? As in psyker? Jontron, I think you might need to visit the Ecclesiarchy
Those people were most definitely paid actors.
I use maps to find where my pt's who are only sometimes when they are use hallucinogens
dutch guy : hey hoi go go go jon: the trees are speaking vietnamese
he litarlt threw the same textbooks im using now
Wim Koff, the cold man, actually kind of knows what he’s talking about, he’s a crazy bastard, but he can go in freezing water no problem or hours.
Dude the magic man part was funny as hell
My personal favourite Jon Tron video.
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nobody: The Dutchman: yes, every time I watch the titanic, I get boner, not from Kate Winslet, I get boner from the ice berg, I AM COLD MAN
"7 degrees celcius..." Oh man thats cold...as I stand outside in -18 smoking a cigarette in a tshirt.
Jon gets increasingly aggravated and I love it.
Wow. Im glad Jon does these. Litteraly how normal people think. He's hilarious
Jon why did you stop uploading
i have a giga crush on ana nao
27:18 What's wrong with your face?
SHE IS A FUQIN WITCH!!!!
Every new Jon video I see I still laugh. That doobie bit, priceless :)
Jon should do stand up comedy. His commentary is hilarious.
I love Gwyneth, but enough is enough. I DONT need GooP in my house tyv :)
R.I.P beanie
Honestly, its a cult that could hurt people but they want it😂
That Elmo bit always cracks me up lol
I live on the coast of Ireland and the water is barely ever above 7 degrees Celsius. It's not that dangerous if you can swim.
27:09 WTF is this?! Hellraiser!?
Lol. John. Rememberer of breathing
Holl up why they doing them on their knees and their like I can’t do a push up
This man really just ate cold beans
25:06 they couldve saved the show by making him just turn into like a demon or shit and he goes on a bloody rampage
I hate how fake they all are
This was the fakest of fakes that ever faked Holy shit
In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?
I'm looking forward to some scandal or something that drives Goop out of business, and then Internet Historian can make a video about it
Don't smoke, exercise, and sleep um lady don't or are you saying do?
Up next, Shrek 5: The Mexico Adventure
Taint Muhgooch is my pornstar name. It's amazing what money allows you to peddle in this world. This is the essence of decadence. Disgusting
9:18
For an entire year I had not questioned why Jon has a giant picture of gwyneth paltrow
“I don’t know if the mushrooms were necessary, but he was on mushrooms when he found his two dads...”-JonTron
Love ya Jon hope your doing well...I’m good.....I’m not good Jon I need a new video from you. Please make a new video!!! I forgot how fuc*ing funny that part is where you smack your self, those sound effects 🤣 that part always has me laughing
The Wim Hoff Method is actually good for you, well you can call it breathing in and out. But he has acomplished a lot of cool stuff by just breathing.
“Just another day at the office!” *you have 100 needles in your face*
B E A N Y D I E D F O R N O T H I N G
why did they renew the goop lab for another season?
Teacher: uses my exam as bad example My class: laughs Me: 25:24
I did shrooms as a late teen, and early adult, and all I did was observe things, none of that "I'm at one with the universe!" crap. Like watching the flight patterns of terns flying over Lake Merritt in Oakland, made the mistake of downing a handful of amascaria stems after a Dead show, fascinated how they were all flying at the same elevation over the water, yet managing to avoid each other in flight. I don't work well with psychedelics, I tend to study harder.
I love the jokes but Wim Hof is actually legit tho
oh god jon killed the blu medic and the blu spy
Jon: *Talking about Quarantine* Me in February the next year: Dear Cheems-
"The body doesn't end at the skin" Why does that sound like he found a chi cheat code to sexually harrass the air around people?
I have that exact biology book
According to my grandfather, the Wim Hoff method actually works really well. He also froze to death though so idk.
Worked a bit too well?
28:18 Hard throw back to Star Wars 3
Hold up is that pepper potts?
JONO WERRE ARE YOU
goop? More like poop. Am I right😹
16:25 well, she does look a little bit German....
Is that pepper pots
Does jon have random props that he keeps in his house in case for a video like the mushroom hat or the paper roll because I feel like he does
My new moto in life is, "Slimy yet satisfying"
Can we get a 1hour video from John at some point
I love how hof doesn't say dumb big science words that don't actually mean anything. He says "I do stuff that makes normal people die of hypothermia". The other people are just like "atonomic phalicy" and he's just like Ye
Shrek 5: Donkey goes to Shrekxico. MAKE IT HAPPEN DREAMWORKS!
Love the tf2 sound effects at 7:20
15:45 Why is he wearing socks in the pool?
We somehow made it past the baked beans part...
He killed beanie can't believe this
Guys i frickin found it! The dude on mushrooms in Jamaica sais that he feels like the light of the center of the circle. The greek philosopher Plotinus described "the one" being the center of the circle from which everything radiates. The one being the source of everything. They got some good shit in Jamaica!
Goop-Hair-It-Is
8:06 I'll do you one better: "Why Sasha?"
fun fact "slimy yet satisfying" applies to both canned beans AND newborn babies!
I’m picking up Shrek off of Johns energy Field, John where you abused by someone named Shrek when you where younger?
What jon will sacerfice for us
Down here in Florida everyone would say it’s “thermoshockingly” cold at anything below 70 degrees
Give me your money
Ok so basically what they're doing is getting high as fuck on mushrooms in Jamaica and calling it a business expense
The reason why you become the "alchemist of life" is because your pain receptors stop working because you've been in cold water for too long buddy.