Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

24 sep 2019
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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom
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Ummæli
  • Somehow I never noticed that "oxygen" tank was labeled "Bulletproof Oxygen Tank" before.

    Donut of DoomDonut of DoomKlukkustund síðan
  • Tigers eye is toxic when in contact with liquid

    Teddy MorningstarTeddy Morningstar4 klukkustundum síðan
  • I'll take one bottle of crushed snakes

    CraigCraig5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Hold up, is that a BULLETPROOF OXYGEN BAR. If there is a shooting just hide behind the bulletproof oxygen bar guys

    I am existI am exist9 klukkustundum síðan
  • She could be making vodka and putting it in a skull bottle.

    lesly demshawlesly demshaw15 klukkustundum síðan
  • this is giving me straight hubologist vibe from fallout 2

    Jack A.Jack A.16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Pretty sure it's illegal to list love as an ingredient on a product.

    YonaelYonael16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Psychic vampires are a thing in folklore and mythology, they're entities that drain your spiritual/mental energy.

    YonaelYonael16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Yo goop is selling sole gems

    Andrew MartinAndrew Martin18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Hey man, that ain't cool. Gwyneth Paltrow broke down and ate bread during quarantine. It's all because of those psychic vampires, bruh. Totes.

    MockingMadnessMockingMadness21 klukkustund síðan
  • Why is children on the disasters

    Kevin the Master at minecraftKevin the Master at minecraftDegi Síðan síðan
  • 3:29

    AtomicpotatoAtomicpotatoDegi Síðan síðan
  • hey i know this is an old video ....but i just have to update my comment ...i just heard the bad news in 2021 .....listen gwenyth paltrow just had to eat ...a piece of bread. no im not kidding. its a tuesday may 11th 2021 .....and she just opened up on how hard its been. i didnt know she had to eat bread. and that wasnt the worst part ......on top of eating a piece of bread ....she ....im sorry hold on * grabs tissue* she ....drank alcohol ....of her own free will! on top of eating the bread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....i know this pandemic has effected a lot of people but ....i think we can all agree that shes been effected the most. i want us all to forget goop, and jade vagina eggs, and all the stuff she tried to sell as cures ....and let us pray ...for she has eatin a bread XD and drank alcohol.......SHES the victim here ......my god .....what a hero XD

    bladoody scabloodybladoody scabloodyDegi Síðan síðan
  • THE VIBES THE VIBES DA VIBES

    Lucas RonnieLucas RonnieDegi Síðan síðan
  • 12:48 ... Bulletproof oxygen bar? Wha-

    Bohemia BoyBohemia BoyDegi Síðan síðan
  • they're all real

    DerNamenlose1991DerNamenlose1991Degi Síðan síðan
  • 8:18 THE VIBES THE VIBES ThE vIbEs!

    That dank Chicken nuggetThat dank Chicken nuggetDegi Síðan síðan
  • *Ingredients also include MOODSTONE, MANTRAS AND MOONLIGHT.* Love was the least concerning out of the last line of ingredients..

    Karnivore VolpeKarnivore VolpeDegi Síðan síðan
  • 3:00 Wtaf happened to her eyebrows?????

    JTBSpartanJTBSpartanDegi Síðan síðan
  • Jon microsoft already has two o's...

    TrulyImpossibleTrulyImpossibleDegi Síðan síðan
  • The free market will regulate itself.. Paltrow: this bottle of rocks and water will ward off vampires and make you live forever. Guaranteed.

    The street pharmacistThe street pharmacistDegi Síðan síðan
  • Am I the only one who noticed Linkara in the crystal ball at 0:16?

    Deadpool4499Deadpool4499Degi Síðan síðan
  • I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want that rose quartz straw XD

    LulukinsLulukinsDegi Síðan síðan
  • 10:19 This kills me every time, I know it’s coming but it’s just priceless

    Neil LenhartNeil LenhartDegi Síðan síðan
  • Oh god the running Linkara

    juesebelmontjuesebelmont2 dögum síðan
  • Say what you want but Alexis ( @9:31 ) is smoking hot :O

    climatixseucheclimatixseuche2 dögum síðan
  • Him jamming that vibrator up buddy's ass is just about my favorite Jontron moment ever hahahahahahahahahahaha

    ScrambledAndBenedictScrambledAndBenedict2 dögum síðan
  • 8:58 I almost choked on my food. XD

    TheCrystalGuardianTheCrystalGuardian2 dögum síðan
  • I love it when he was telling her not to curse then he just turns around “shut the fuck up”

    Isaac BarkerIsaac Barker2 dögum síðan
  • Microsooft

    El GiganteEl Gigante2 dögum síðan
  • Kylie Cosmetics next pls

    CarebearCarebear2 dögum síðan
  • bro why does Jon look lik a uncle

    juan mendozajuan mendoza2 dögum síðan
  • "also i just happen to be a vampire.. SEEEEE?!" bro i dont know why you thought that was funny. but god damn it ruins the whole video with such a weak ass opener lmao

    ÒwÓ-CERBERUSÒwÓ-CERBERUS3 dögum síðan
  • Her niche is paranoid people

    None BelieverNone Believer3 dögum síðan
  • I almost died of laughter when I saw children as one of the things that are bad

    Bad name i knowBad name i know3 dögum síðan
  • And the sev7n

    LL17LL173 dögum síðan
  • Any one else see the bulletproof oxygen bar

    The Taco CatThe Taco Cat3 dögum síðan
  • 😁 this is a gOOde and Funny videOO 😉

    Justin LJustin L3 dögum síðan
  • One ingredient: crushed snakes. Got me dying xD

    TheTrashbagShowTheTrashbagShow3 dögum síðan
  • Anyone see. natural things that are bad for you : lightning, sharks and children

    starvin marvin81starvin marvin814 dögum síðan
  • Gwyneth: the Sun cant be bad for you The sun: astranomically massive natural fusion reactor, constantly sending out radiation, and burning at around 15.000.000 degrees celsius.

    GIBSGIBS4 dögum síðan
  • Why did he add another o to microsoft

    Mika CummerowMika Cummerow4 dögum síðan
  • 12:41 It says Bulletproof Oxygen

    Chicken Nugget ManChicken Nugget Man4 dögum síðan
  • "Anything natural is good for you" is a statement that many live and die by sadly (not a figure of speech). I wish I lived under a rock sometimes.

    stalkersasstalkersas4 dögum síðan
  • 2:39 does that say children and oxygen

    Shadow Reaper TMDShadow Reaper TMD4 dögum síðan
  • I'm pretty sure Gwyneth Paltrow stopped doing Marvel movies because the other cast and production crew kept making fun of her for all this shit lol

    gamerocker579gamerocker5794 dögum síðan
  • Guup

    Sindre HanssenSindre Hanssen4 dögum síðan
  • After watching and laughing through this video i'm like,,what a guy!" :D

    GlatorixGlatorix4 dögum síðan
  • 14:56 Here in Australia the sun couses cancer

    Matt from Wii sportsMatt from Wii sports4 dögum síðan
  • 9:00 is there a full video of this edit? I was laughing my ass off 😂

    Arend RolloArend Rollo4 dögum síðan
  • *Jon thinking of internet companies that don’t have two O’s* Amazon Apple MicrOsOft

    Devin MannDevin Mann4 dögum síðan
  • Ok, but lets talk about that bridge.

    Deadra LynxDeadra Lynx5 dögum síðan
  • 9:01 *The face of a broken man*

    normalguynormalguy5 dögum síðan
  • Microsoft already has two O's so joke's on you Mr. Jontron!!

    Brick WallBrick Wall5 dögum síðan
    • Who cares

      Gertske KuttekopGertske Kuttekop3 dögum síðan
  • Fun fact: listing love as a ingredient is illegal in a

    Shaun BrownShaun Brown5 dögum síðan
  • That Doom skit made so happy.

    KyEz0aR_KyEz0aR_5 dögum síðan
  • I REALLY hope Gwyneth sees this shit.

    Super MomSuper Mom5 dögum síðan
  • 7:16 I mean, if those "frequencies" were so good, we could just use a radiotower to broadcast them to everyone right? And how tf are you suppost to "condense" a frequncy ITS A VALUE, NOT EVEN ENERGY NOTEVEN MATTER, ITS A VALUE

    555zxc555zxc5 dögum síðan
  • The fact that pepper pots is Gweneth Paltrow destroyed my entire childhood

    555zxc555zxc5 dögum síðan
    • Same. I legit did not know that.

      sally leesally lee3 dögum síðan
  • My stepmom is the type of person to get this stuff

    Duncan BallanceDuncan Ballance5 dögum síðan
  • I laughed so much. Kudos Jon Tron

    The Brockwell Broadcast NetworkThe Brockwell Broadcast Network5 dögum síðan
  • Some of y'all have never read Anton LaVay's Satanic Bible, and it shows....

    The Brockwell Broadcast NetworkThe Brockwell Broadcast Network5 dögum síðan
  • All the Karen's meet up in a goop store to discuss how they're going to scam everyone this time

    Rocket RaccoonRocket Raccoon5 dögum síðan
  • Takes pickles off sandwich, cuts sandwich in half. Ah yes my food has been edited.

    matthew matthewmatthew matthew5 dögum síðan
  • Skyrim music ☺️

    Rodrigo CarranzaRodrigo Carranza5 dögum síðan
  • Can someone explain the Harvey Weinstein joke?

    Ancient NightAncient Night5 dögum síðan
  • I love that Paltrow *absolutely* knows who Jontron is because of the success of this video and I couldn't be happier.

    Flying CarpetFlying Carpet6 dögum síðan
  • 12:42 *Bulletproof Oxygen Bar* I know this is snake oil, BUT WHAT SITUATION CAUSED YOU TO NEED A BAR THAT SERVES OXYGEN, WHILE ALSO BEING BULLETPROOF!?

    Lord PumpkinheadLord Pumpkinhead6 dögum síðan
  • We now have a medicinal product called "kay en eye ef e" Shortened to knife. Your supposed to wedge it into your frontal lobe, to relax your mind, and feel at ease.

    EntityEntity6 dögum síðan
  • I liked her in Ironman 😫😢😔 Also, if people fall for this goop shit stuff companies and get sick or even die, it's natural selection, easy as that.

    WatchdogWatchdog6 dögum síðan
  • Stoom

    Joel BachmanJoel Bachman6 dögum síðan
  • Hearing the phrase "health and wellness" triggers a flight or flight response, just remembering my shit getting thrown around and searched by the drill sergeant makes me laugh 🤣

    Hunter LHunter L6 dögum síðan
  • In what way is that oxygen tank bulletproof?

    Mini LAGG3RMini LAGG3R6 dögum síðan
  • wait you mean a cookie cutter normie preppy/jock "popular" person who is doing anything they can to make a buck even fi it means picking up ont he great awakening that's happening and using it to scam people and mislead them because its the ripe ole time to make a buck!???????? noooooooo. i refuse to believe that! the jocks and preps from HS and college were the BEST of us! duh! :) they werent the worst :)!!!!!!! lmao please

    King CrocKing Croc6 dögum síðan
  • Gywneth < Gywnevere

    King CrocKing Croc6 dögum síðan
  • Firefoox boong

    Aether StultzAether Stultz6 dögum síðan
  • She is such a trash goblin!

    John BantaJohn Banta6 dögum síðan
  • Gwyneth Paltrow needs to shut the fuck up

    FRIEND CREATIONSFRIEND CREATIONS6 dögum síðan
  • 3:30 Bruh lol 😂 that's too good

    Mr Meme guyMr Meme guy6 dögum síðan
  • 14:14

    Reuthree3Reuthree37 dögum síðan
  • 15:25... the first time in my life i've actually found myself quite literally laughing out loud and i'm pretty family doesn't know why. was looking for the "waht!!" and "maybe you think i shouldn't have a gun either!!" guy and ended becoming a subscriber. god bless america. 😅

    calebcaleb7 dögum síðan
  • selenite is not a crystal that you can put in liquid / water because it will literally dissolve so that’s probably not a safe product honestly.

    ivyivy7 dögum síðan
  • I just realized she is the female version of Soulja boy

    Eric SeawrightEric Seawright7 dögum síðan
  • Z

    nothing 1nothing 17 dögum síðan
  • Microsoft already has two os you added a o

    Sneering Auto247Sneering Auto2477 dögum síðan
    • Two o's in sequence, obviously...

      AlacAlac2 dögum síðan
  • Women moment

    Mister BruhMister Bruh7 dögum síðan
  • 12:40 is no-one gonna talk about the "bulletproof oxygen?"

    The V O I DThe V O I D7 dögum síðan
  • I thought it meant that it was vampire repellant that uses gwyneths own psychic powers

    Wol BernWol Bern7 dögum síðan
  • *T H E V I B E S*

    Sheriff CheemsSheriff Cheems7 dögum síðan
  • Gonna need context for 2:15 if possible, idk how it didn't age well lol

    DanyboychanDanyboychan7 dögum síðan
  • It's called almond milk Because we can't say nut milk with a straight face

    Metal SonicMetal Sonic7 dögum síðan
  • That Theragun... I mean... You know?

    AnimizeAnimize7 dögum síðan
  • Psychic vampires I think instead of sucking blood they drain your minds????? Maybe thats what happened to good ol Gwen

    Reich PaprikaReich Paprika7 dögum síðan
  • Just a warning extreme vibrator use from guns like that can cause permanent nerve damage

    Jax GoodboyJax Goodboy7 dögum síðan
  • Jon lost his favorite ball that fateful day

    ShinyAbsol GamezShinyAbsol Gamez7 dögum síðan
  • 3:49 Canibals: Don't mind if I do.

    Plan_ Bomb_itPlan_ Bomb_it7 dögum síðan
  • How long before goop becomes Nexus

    JewboyJesusLoverJewboyJesusLover7 dögum síðan
  • Sometimes I wish we could go back to the middle ages.

    ROCKYPLAYAROCKYPLAYA7 dögum síðan
  • Iron mans wife made Goop :O

    YelgurfYelgurf7 dögum síðan
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