Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

24 sep 2019
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Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom
Music by Tom Ryan

  • 13:44

    kekky_kittykekky_kitty4 klukkustundum síðan
  • 2:41 we all are humans literally evolved in africa from 6-2 million years ago

    toothpaste mantoothpaste man19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dude this is my first ever video of his, and I was CRACKING UP the whole way through. This guy is the man

    Zachery JamesZachery JamesDegi Síðan síðan
  • The thing about the stickers, is that they actually do absorb frequencies of light and "broadcast" frequencies That's how color works. Light hits an object, and whatever frequencies don't get absorbed by the object bounce off of it and hit your eye

    Sean FranklinSean FranklinDegi Síðan síðan
  • 15:01 best part lol

    Trevor NelsonTrevor NelsonDegi Síðan síðan
  • omg so funny

    Trevor NelsonTrevor NelsonDegi Síðan síðan
  • I work for Sephora and I can say with confidence, white women will buy ANYTHING.

    WelloBelloWelloBelloDegi Síðan síðan
  • Regarding the stickers - they look like an NFC mark, and they do not specify which type of wave has that frequency, so it is probably not a sound wave, but a radio wave.

    Roger DinhelmRoger DinhelmDegi Síðan síðan
  • Gwyneth Paltrow sucks. She is an arrogant person.

    SetembrinoSetembrino2 dögum síðan
  • Did she say "This is THE SHIT"? Kind of multilayered phrase not sure I've decoded all of them.

    Roger DinhelmRoger Dinhelm2 dögum síðan
  • Jonathan Tronley's Trolley

    Zombie GuyZombie Guy2 dögum síðan
  • Am I the only one who thinks that PSYCHIC vampire lady is super wholesome?

    DaniUZDaniUZ2 dögum síðan
  • I like how when he lists some of the dangeorus natural things he has "child" in the list

    Aljaz KrivogradAljaz Krivograd2 dögum síðan
  • Wee-woo wee-woo, oh what’s that? It’s just the YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP alarm.

    Hudson MarshallHudson Marshall2 dögum síðan
  • I can never watch iron man Normally again.

    Jodie CainJodie Cain2 dögum síðan
  • Mmm, yes, platypus’s are very dangerous, take perry the platypus for example

    Nico BellioNico Bellio2 dögum síðan
  • She's not even that hot.

    Martin HodgesMartin Hodges2 dögum síðan
  • 2:00 the skyrim soundtrack made me nostalgic

    Meme LordMeme Lord2 dögum síðan
  • Guess Petter Potts went insane with the death of Tony Stark. 😔

    Cosmin BeastCosmin Beast3 dögum síðan
  • For anyone who's interested, I listed all the bad things: Anthrax Asbestos Ricin Landslides Mosquitoes Tsunamis Formaldehyde Arsenic Sharks Volcanoes HIV Carbon Monoxide Whirlpools Ashes Influenza Hurricanes Uranium Children Spiders Oxygen Ebola Magma Tigers Earthquakes Radon Platypus Carbon Dioxide Lightning Bears Tuberculosis Salt Blowfish Lead Crocodiles Carbon Dioxide Chlorine Ligers I am aware that Carbon Dioxide is listed twice.

    Zero LayneZero Layne3 dögum síðan
  • I'm upset you missed the opportunity to make an Ooples and Banoonoos joke at the start, but I guess I'll forgive you.

    HappyAipom AeroHappyAipom Aero3 dögum síðan
  • Him actualy doing it on the street, respect

    PieLover- JoePieLover- Joe3 dögum síðan
  • Question: All that useless scamming shit, did you guys actually pay to get them or did you claim to be media and got it for free?

    subhan khansubhan khan3 dögum síðan
  • Love the Elder Scrolls music during the quotes

    RoofcakeRoofcake3 dögum síðan
  • 1:55 The skyrim music omg I can't 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Naoise CliftonNaoise Clifton3 dögum síðan
  • Damnt jon you broke a light

    Cahal SkyerynCahal Skyeryn3 dögum síðan
  • Not gonna lie. I want those stickers. I won’t get them. But I want them

    DooR.DooR.3 dögum síðan
  • Hey wasn't it discovered the "vibes' coming off the stickers is alpha radiation?

    Jackerson117Jackerson1173 dögum síðan
  • Looks good but... In endgame she looked old man..

    Jorge PantojaJorge Pantoja3 dögum síðan
  • 10:33 harassment lawsuit pending

    Schorsch KrachbummdukeSchorsch Krachbummduke4 dögum síðan
  • As crazy as most of the stuff is the massage gun is actually kind of legit, I own one and it works surprisingly well

    Pyro ViperPyro Viper4 dögum síðan
  • goop lady a FRICKIN WITCH BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Zech ChristophersonZech Christopherson4 dögum síðan
  • It said children in the natural dangers bit

    Rejec humanityRejec humanity4 dögum síðan
  • God the amount of production valley and acting effort john puts into satire never gets old

    Lebendiges GespenstLebendiges Gespenst5 dögum síðan
  • Fun fact: Gwyneth can speak fluent Español.

    soulassassin0gsoulassassin0g5 dögum síðan
  • I love the Skyrim music while he was reading the quotes like Shakespeare

    Alexis PlayzzAlexis Playzz5 dögum síðan
  • In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?

    Geeking SoloGeeking Solo5 dögum síðan
  • 15:00 $90 for some vitamins even your not that stupid I think that lady is

    CiceroCicero5 dögum síðan
  • 8:18: Me when goop

    James BAXTERJames BAXTER5 dögum síðan
  • The stickers are radioactive

    Austin McclanahanAustin Mcclanahan5 dögum síðan
  • You thought I wouldn't notice Linkara shufflin' in that crystal ball. You really thought that'd just go, 'shoom' right over my head, didn't ya? You think you're sneaky? Hm? You think you're slick? You're not slick. I SAW that.

    DragonHiss4DragonHiss45 dögum síðan
  • 12:32 thats literally my name

    kynan !kynan !6 dögum síðan
  • The funny thing is I can absolutely see goop buying the rights to, and consequently selling, snake oil

    TheGaymer 9969TheGaymer 99696 dögum síðan
  • Such a shame I really thought her character was good in Iron Man as well, guess that's where my positive opinion of her stops.

    SMmania123SMmania1236 dögum síðan
  • She is just so far separated from what the average person has to experience on a daily basis. Who has time for all this bullshit. 🤣

    Ben JaminBen Jamin6 dögum síðan
  • Wait so when he said all the brands with 2 O's, why Microsooft? Microsoft already has 2 O's

    Chromma KeystoneChromma Keystone6 dögum síðan
  • So disappointed it’s not pronounced ‘the ray gun.’

    Kyle FitzgeraldKyle Fitzgerald6 dögum síðan
  • I'm surprised at the fact he missed out on the bulletproof oxygen

    icy liquidicy liquid6 dögum síðan
  • The skyrim music is on point

    Purple AngelPurple Angel6 dögum síðan
  • It’s sad cause I know people who would fall for this stuff

    Byron ‘92Byron ‘927 dögum síðan
  • Don't curse gwe~ *turns to the window* SHUT THE FUCK UP~ don't curse gweneth, i love jontron

    ElizabethElizabeth7 dögum síðan
  • "Psychic VAMPIRE or PSYCHIC Vampire" Both would easily be Easter Eggs in RDR2

    Simple-Commentator-not-reallySimple-Commentator-not-really7 dögum síðan
  • The Infinity Vibes

    UndeadNobodyUndeadNobody7 dögum síðan
  • Me: *looks at my parents* Also me: these ones didn't age quite well My parents: hey god kill him God: you want him to be here with you, up here? Tham: *yes*

    Master killerdakiMaster killerdaki7 dögum síðan
  • I had to do a project for a class at my university, and then this came out so I made my own "products" based on chains like this and I got an A.

    Jack RinaldiJack Rinaldi7 dögum síðan
  • 4.6 k dislikes from goop cult members

    LemonFlavoredNeccoLemonFlavoredNecco7 dögum síðan
  • I thought he was going for a kind of mind altering experience with the whole vodka since he mentioned ghosts. Like some people take mushrooms in a ritualistic way.........but no hes like : Did you know that there is more to this world than ther eye can see? Also did you know that i made diamond vodka???

    Yaro AramYaro Aram7 dögum síðan
  • she is either insane or a smart con artist... idk witch is worse

    FSGFSG7 dögum síðan
  • Glee feels weird now

    Eryn TaylorEryn Taylor7 dögum síðan
  • Love the Master of Puppets Doom bit lmao

    Samara FoorSamara Foor7 dögum síðan
  • Everytime I hear a train horn I hear “SHUT THE F*CK UP”

    William BurkhartWilliam Burkhart7 dögum síðan
  • John entered second gear when placing the stickers on his skin

    Space MonkeSpace Monke8 dögum síðan
  • Was that Skyrim music when you were reading off the quotes

    Ninja_snail 101Ninja_snail 1018 dögum síðan
  • Bruh Microsoft has the requisite amounts of o

    Sunset StudiosSunset Studios8 dögum síðan
  • Just a comment. The PSYCHIC vampire is pretty!

    Deshawn PannellDeshawn Pannell8 dögum síðan
  • "I don't think there's anything natural that can be bad for you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just couldn't stop laughing! I literally laughed until I cried.

    John NuttallJohn Nuttall8 dögum síðan
  • I'm new to this Channel and JonTron, You have made a fantastic impression! Love your content!

    Daniel BuceyDaniel Bucey8 dögum síðan
  • Hello so funny the way she says it

    Theresa ChercoTheresa Cherco8 dögum síðan
  • She just put the beginning letters of her first and last name and put double o in between

    Andrew2400sAndrew2400s8 dögum síðan
  • "I am African" -Gwyneth Paltrow

    bruvbruv9 dögum síðan
  • I guess she had to call it goop because if she called it gopo then people would realize what was actually going on.

    Hannah MoonbowHannah Moonbow9 dögum síðan
  • This is some shit my mom would buy

    PotatoGluePotatoGlue9 dögum síðan
  • Oooorrr, the repellent uses psychic power to repel the vampires???

    Tristan DariesTristan Daries9 dögum síðan
  • The Deepcore is an assault rifle that the scout uses.

    Ol' DreäddyOl' Dreäddy9 dögum síðan
  • I got a bunch of those unicorn stickers... I don't feel magical.

    Ol' DreäddyOl' Dreäddy9 dögum síðan
  • Sometimes I wonder how much his videos cost

    Ryan KnutsenRyan Knutsen9 dögum síðan
  • Psychic repellent?

    יחזקאל זמסקייחזקאל זמסקי10 dögum síðan
    • Hello

      Gwyneth PaltrowGwyneth Paltrow9 dögum síðan
  • Or psychic, vampire reppelant

    Max BMax B10 dögum síðan
  • Amazoon

    bruvbruv10 dögum síðan
    • Microsooft

      bruvbruv10 dögum síðan
  • 12:49 "Bulletproof Oxygen Bar"

    Grace CollinsGrace Collins10 dögum síðan
  • "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin." Thats honestly the most relateable quote from her.

    LugerLuger10 dögum síðan
  • I love fat Gwineth

    Kyle W.Kyle W.10 dögum síðan
  • He has the dream music

    Angus JarolimekAngus Jarolimek10 dögum síðan
  • 15:05 she probably just walked out of goop having purchased those vitamins

    ScooteroyScooteroy10 dögum síðan
  • Ingredients are listed in their amount featured in a product, physically from most to least... Why was love not the last ingedient?

    James BuggemoJames Buggemo10 dögum síðan
  • 10:33 I would definitely would do that to one of my best friends. I just won't pay for the damage lol

  • what MK Ultra does to people

    Sgt. PepperSgt. Pepper11 dögum síðan
  • 12:45 "Bulletproof Oxygen Bar" We'll see about that *Clik chik-chik clik*

    The God Of CornbreadThe God Of Cornbread11 dögum síðan
  • "I don't think anything natural can be bad for you." Deadly nightshade, Cyanide, Lead, Crocodiles, Copperhead snakes, Falling icicles, Heart attacks, Sharks, Lions, Moose, need I continue?

    The God Of CornbreadThe God Of Cornbread11 dögum síðan
  • Microsooft

    Spicy SundaeSpicy Sundae11 dögum síðan
  • I respect Jontron's endeavors to defeat Gwyneth.

    Johnnythat1 DudeJohnnythat1 Dude11 dögum síðan
  • “Surviving death” literally defeating the point of death ☠️

    Ooga BoogaOoga Booga11 dögum síðan
  • I have watched this 5 times in qarintkgdd

    Dumbforest 12Dumbforest 1211 dögum síðan
  • Honestly, human beings themselves can be bad for you with their drunk driving and what not

    kitty princesskitty princess12 dögum síðan
  • 15:07 why does she look so mad? Is she a goop customer?

    Perfect FrescoPerfect Fresco12 dögum síðan

    Sam NowickiSam Nowicki12 dögum síðan
  • Sooo, did Jontron ever get cancelled for sexually assaulting the guy on the latter? Like, seriously...

    Rando MandoRando Mando12 dögum síðan
  • oh goop

    The Engineer GuyThe Engineer Guy12 dögum síðan

    Clayne TimoClayne Timo12 dögum síðan
  • 4:58 Isn’t that his actual wife?

    Sarai DestaineSarai Destaine13 dögum síðan