Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron

25 jan 2019
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Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
Jon Jafari - Director/Writer/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer
Mike Shayne - Gaffer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
Lynell Vinuya - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Assistant
Trevor Lazinksi - Art PA
Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
"Weight In Diamonds" Animation Infographic by Lewis "FaKanza" Bown (twitter.com/FaKanza)
Intro Animation by Studio Yotta
Intro Music by ToxicxEternity (ispast.info)
JonTron Logo by Eileen Delgado (www.uber-unicorn.com/)
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  • I came here for the comedy, left wondering how much I'm worth in diamonds.

    Charles SaintCharles Saint19 klukkustundum síðan
  • "According to both physicists and jewelers, these heads should not exist, but should have shattered in the course of making them." Umm.... Dan... neither of those statements is true. People carve shit out of quartz all the time. And of course, the heads were all likely made in Germany in the late 19th century lol

    David EllisDavid Ellis21 klukkustund síðan
  • There is a healthy way to believe in ghosts and supernatural, this is not it.

    Leia JiangLeia JiangDegi Síðan síðan
  • "People talk loud when they want to sound smart right?" Dan: CORRECT!

    Spooky jenkins!Spooky jenkins!Degi Síðan síðan
  • Brazil! But we dont speak spanish... ):

    Dimas Junior JRDimas Junior JRDegi Síðan síðan
  • The cristal skulls sounded like they were made in the 70s.

    Jean Paul LeBlancJean Paul LeBlancDegi Síðan síðan
  • 13:17 no why are you wasting good vodka!!!!!!!

    Uroš PopovićUroš PopovićDegi Síðan síðan
  • JonTron have you tried Aviation Gin by Ryan Reynolds?

    Nicholas SenkowNicholas SenkowDegi Síðan síðan
  • That vodka is garbage

    TheDreamTeamTheDreamTeamDegi Síðan síðan
  • What on earth does double terminated quartz mean?

    General GreyGeneral GreyDegi Síðan síðan
  • He went off the rails SO FUCKING QUICK

    PheonixWolfPheonixWolf2 dögum síðan
  • we had to import one of these from Canada and by import i mean sneak over the border because they weren't for sell in the US yet and I think popov tasted better and I'm pretty sure it was filtered with a diamond ladened sock

    ssisnakessisnake2 dögum síðan
  • Dan aykroyd obviously fucking around and being funny. He's a comedian you dumb shits

    ant5632ant56322 dögum síðan
  • people like Dan Akroyd are why I stopped doing shrooms

    VurdoxVurdox2 dögum síðan
  • Everyone grab your notebooks Jontron May say something that may be a meme

    Earnest LightEarnest Light2 dögum síðan
  • You can't filter something through minerals that don't interact with water or alcohol in any way.

    Deadra LynxDeadra Lynx2 dögum síðan
  • I've had better vodka

    Elizabeth SullivanElizabeth Sullivan2 dögum síðan
  • Lol 'glycol' ohhh noooo. You know what else is in antifreeze, dihydrogen monoxide. It's water lol. Better exploit that 'scary' name for profit.

    SidewinderSidewinder2 dögum síðan
  • Ok. Anybody actually tried this vodka? Any good? Or is it just another rebrand of Crystal Palace?

    Baba BlacksheepBaba Blacksheep2 dögum síðan
  • what is the music at 2:29?????

    BellBell2 dögum síðan
  • That spanic sounding brasilian was pathetic

    Gabriel Sales MartinsGabriel Sales Martins2 dögum síðan
  • I have always thought that a bottle of vodka that is Danny Devitos head would be the best because he could be calling it Danny DeVodka

    Truit ThayerTruit Thayer2 dögum síðan
  • "Many vodkas add glycol, which is antifreeze" Okay... that right there should let everyone know he's full of shit, notwithstanding all the spiritual mumbo and quartz terminators. That's the kind of fact spouted by someone who saw an unresearched infographic pop up on their Facebook and took it as gospel. You can't just throw the word "glycol" out there and say it's toxic. Ethylene glycol is moderately toxic, while propylene glycol (PG) is non-toxic and used worldwide as a food additive. Most antifreeze formulations switched to PG *because* it's non-toxic, so it would not result in illness/death if animals licked it up off the pavement etc. Do flavored vodkas contain PG? Almost definitely. Is it going to hurt you? No.

    SGTBizarroSGTBizarro3 dögum síðan
  • The math is slightly inaccurate. Jontron claimed Dan Aykroyd was worth more than his weight in diamonds, when he's actually worth more than the diamonds all of the carbon in his body could be made into.

    corposapcorposap3 dögum síðan
  • Years later I FINALLY realized what was wrong with Jon's math. Jon was calculating Dan's weight (and therefore his worth) in diamonds from how much carbon his body contained, i.e. how much diamond could be made from Dan's body. But Jon didn't say Dan was worth more than the fraction of his mass that could be made into diamonds. He said he was worth more than HIS WEIGHT (113 kg) in diamonds. Filtering vodka through Dan means filtering through his normal body, not the extracted carbon. He even says as much. The worth of "Dan's weight" in diamonds is MUCH higher (over 5× more) than the quote Jon gave. Plus, I'm not sure Jon took into account the atomic weight of the non-carbon atoms of the body, meaning it's possible that Dan's weight in carbon (a very light element) is even lower than 18.5%, depending on how that percentage was calculated (either fraction of weight or fraction of atoms). But seeing as how 18.5 seems extremely low for an atomic count, it is likely they based it on weight. So my original argument is the one that matters here.

    Josh YoungJosh Young3 dögum síðan
  • Vodka taste like puke that I'm drinking for a second time.

    Karkuss The SupremeKarkuss The Supreme3 dögum síðan
  • Dan Aykroyd is batshit and I love it

    Mippy The MopheadMippy The Mophead3 dögum síðan
  • I dunno, if I was into heavy liquor and wanted to get soused, first thing I'd look at is something encased in a fucking skull. Not only does it look cool, but if that don't get you shit-faced, nothing will.

    clarity2199clarity21993 dögum síðan
  • Canada can keep him

    Chris JChris J3 dögum síðan
  • Vodka is way too chemical for my liking...spirits and such likes are.

    XegethraXegethra3 dögum síðan
  • I once ran into Dan Aykroyd while bartending, he was staying in the hotel, and he came to the restaurant, walked to the end of the bar, to where our vodka was then turned around, asked my supervisor if we had his vodka in. We didn't because he had gone through the 2 bottles that we bought in anticipation of his stay at the hotel. He then scoffed, walked off and said he'd be back the next day. That's my Dan Akyroyd story, I didn't know who he was (I knew who Dan Aykroyd was, just didn't expect to see him and he was in "disguise").

    Eric DunnEric Dunn3 dögum síðan
  • Dan is confusing Propylene Glycol with Ethylene Glycol, the actual poisonous glycol

    Alex BeckAlex Beck3 dögum síðan
  • 13:20 I'm fucking sorry, the literal ease and comfort you had with knowing to attach those handcuffs to a steel cable is frightening and really makes me think you've chained a human to something before. Way too much "lost people in my basement" energy here.

    Aaron WestleyAaron Westley4 dögum síðan
  • Isso foi interessante...

    Alan LunaAlan Luna4 dögum síðan
  • Intro John tron must be the smoothest being in existence

    lil kiwilil kiwi5 dögum síðan
  • I work in Plano, Texas and a lot of the people there are pretentious enough to buy a crystal skull.

    FMS GamingFMS Gaming5 dögum síðan
  • 18:15 guess he was not as smart as we though :(

    Max BroussardMax Broussard5 dögum síðan
  • My friend got me this for my birthday, it was alright tbh. Definitely not better then Absolut though, that stuff is so good I drink it straight.

    Cailyn AubeCailyn Aube5 dögum síðan
  • I gotta ask, has anyone actually tried the vodka? Jon said it was pretty good actually I must know.

    SlashXIVSlashXIV6 dögum síðan
  • I like how he keeps saying “Jon and I” almost like he’s talking about Jontron

    Cuttie PieCuttie Pie6 dögum síðan
  • ive had this vodka, its easily the worst alcohol to ever touch my lips

    ZEEB BOOZEEB BOO6 dögum síðan
  • Why do I feel like Steven Segal should be involved with this vodka

    Genaro ScalaGenaro Scala6 dögum síðan
  • I don't think I've ever heard the word "symbology" before

    Blaze LibraBlaze Libra6 dögum síðan
  • 3:22 agreed

    FNABgaming _kingDemonFNABgaming _kingDemon6 dögum síðan
  • Vodka 8:32

    Ismael CotoIsmael Coto6 dögum síðan
  • we don't talk spanish in Brazil, your welcome

    Felipe TrindadeFelipe Trindade6 dögum síðan
  • the thing he didn't notice was that rio de janeiro they speak Portuguese bacause its located on brazil

    POTATOPOTATO7 dögum síðan

    Hughsworld NITROHughsworld NITRO7 dögum síðan
  • You put more effort into this video than dan did into the vodka

    RomanRoman7 dögum síðan
  • Dan Aykroyd has allways played.... Dan Aykroyd....

    The black goat of the woodsThe black goat of the woods7 dögum síðan
  • you know the air force has come out and said ufos are real.....

    jay gopinathjay gopinath7 dögum síðan
    • Unidentified Flying Objects just means that a flying object is unidentified. That's it, if you want to say aliens are real than go for it because that's not impossible. But the Airforce nor the Navy has every stated advanced extraterrestrial beings have visited Earth.

      GooseGoose6 dögum síðan
  • I bought one a while ago just for the cool looking skull bottle. I don't drink vodka. I'm more of an apple juice guy

    Party spartanParty spartan7 dögum síðan
  • Wait, you drank vodka made by a kinda forgettable 80's celebrity? WOW thats low

    Swedenball517 StudioSwedenball517 Studio7 dögum síðan
  • The Yucatan peninsula is not in central America its it mexico my guy... To much vodka I guess

    J RLAJ RLA7 dögum síðan
  • 18:24 it took Dan’s vodka 2 year but it worked

    unKnown_GoatunKnown_Goat7 dögum síðan
  • Dan is absolutely looney

    The Emperor of MankindThe Emperor of Mankind7 dögum síðan
  • Ah yes, dad left 16 years ago in search of this vodka, must be pretty rare.

    WooHooLadWooHooLad8 dögum síðan
    • Firtsly, why, secondly, why, thirdly, why

      Some random android boiSome random android boi4 dögum síðan
    • Same with my Uncle. What a coincidence.

      Guns and RosesGuns and Roses4 dögum síðan
    • Dude....

      Mauro AssunçãoMauro Assunção4 dögum síðan
    • Nice to see people still commenting even after two years.

      E_R_R_O_R E_R_R_O_RE_R_R_O_R E_R_R_O_R6 dögum síðan
    • Eyy it's WooHooLad! Good to see you appreciate the purity of Dan's Vodka as well!

      creepy koalacreepy koala7 dögum síðan
  • if your in australia thats like normal priced vodka because alcohol is taxed alot like cigaretes are in australia

    tigerraven And cotigerraven And co8 dögum síðan
  • You know I bet before they pitched this idea to Larry King he first said no as fast as he could. Then as soon as someone said he could drink vodka on air if Mr.King does this interview he thought...... Alright fine

    Ethena HeartEthena Heart8 dögum síðan
  • JON. Please release MOOOOOOOOOOORE

    Kid WoodKid Wood8 dögum síðan
  • a lot of shit talking from a dude who is like a mini Dan Aykroyd lmao

    SwiftBunnyOGSwiftBunnyOG8 dögum síðan
  • The herkimer diamond mine is 20 minutes from my house

    Jarrett - B03Jarrett - B038 dögum síðan
  • Did Jacques die he isn’t in any of the newer vids

    Zach RodgersZach Rodgers8 dögum síðan
  • Wait, there is another Ghostbuster he could have called! Have we all forgotten that Rick Moranis is a Ghostbuster too?

    Jack CinephileJack Cinephile9 dögum síðan
  • What the actual fuck Dan?!?!

    Briss bankerBriss banker9 dögum síðan
  • Newfoundland does look like the rock. lol

    Jude Sceviour (STUDENT)Jude Sceviour (STUDENT)9 dögum síðan
  • Neither San Salvador nor Belieze City are in South America.

    Dakota WilliamsDakota Williams9 dögum síðan
  • RIP Larry King, it was the glycol that got him

    George MaddenGeorge Madden9 dögum síðan
  • just noticed in deadly twister 2, max and frank used this vodka

    kama 9320kama 93209 dögum síðan
  • It’s a bad take, he’s obviously doing a bit

    Zackary FisherZackary Fisher9 dögum síðan
  • Danny Devito wine? I know what I’m using to wash the sadness away

    Hayden ThompsonHayden Thompson9 dögum síðan
  • Hey that was water in that bottle

    rudy nosarudy nosa9 dögum síðan
  • He sounds a bit like Billy Crystal in some parts

    Keith SegoviaKeith Segovia9 dögum síðan
  • It's funny coming back to this after the US government announced that ufos are real

    Cartoon HangoutCartoon Hangout9 dögum síðan
  • Symbolism. Its Symbolism, not symbology you ********.

    Don QuixoteDon Quixote9 dögum síðan
  • Seems like ghostbusters really got to dans head

    Hayden ******Hayden ******10 dögum síðan
  • this is why i love jontron- he spends so much time on jokes that last 10 seconds IF YOURE LUCKY. you can tell this man loves his work.

    weapseweapse10 dögum síðan
  • "And while I'm gone NO ectoplasming! Awwwww son of a bitch!" basically the only rule I have for my girlfriend when I'm not home....

    Stone SStone S10 dögum síðan
  • He talk about selling religion. Well, that just explain the head of Evangelical thinking about selling their follower lives to the money mild.

    Some guy with a Mosin.Some guy with a Mosin.10 dögum síðan
  • I literally have this bottle if vodka in my possession still unopened....

    Snowrina RideSnowrina Ride10 dögum síðan
  • 11:02

    DeathwindDeathwind10 dögum síðan
  • Ummm, they forgot the two bones behind the skull ☠

    james McDonaldjames McDonald10 dögum síðan
  • Rest in peace Larry King.

    Old Lady OvariesOld Lady Ovaries10 dögum síðan
  • Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd

    M'aiq The LiarM'aiq The Liar10 dögum síðan
  • r/SuddenlyCaralho

    Cainã LimaCainã Lima10 dögum síðan
  • .

    SycrynnSycrynn10 dögum síðan
  • watching this video on acid is insane

    AircavltAircavlt10 dögum síðan

    booty annihilatorbooty annihilator10 dögum síðan
  • Dan lives in/near my city along with Bill Murray. My mom ran into BM during shopping one day.

    WolvvesWolvves10 dögum síðan
  • Terminated means it has a natural point. Double terminated means it has 2 natural points. Also herkimers are not diamonds. Mr aykroyd is dumb.

    Hound Dogg YTHound Dogg YT10 dögum síðan
  • 0:22 *R E V E L E N C E*

    Truth 2 DareTruth 2 Dare11 dögum síðan
  • 12:51 is that Bill Murray doing an impression of Mr. Plinkett?

    Matt ParsonsMatt Parsons11 dögum síðan
  • Famous people are bizarre.

    T. BoydT. Boyd11 dögum síðan
  • Why didn’t he just said that he made the bottles because he thought they would look cool from the start

    LunamLunam11 dögum síðan
  • 12:15 tripy

    Devilflame24 2Devilflame24 211 dögum síðan
  • First time something this complex was made? Clearly never heard of absinthe

    logan clarklogan clark11 dögum síðan
  • "From laughs to liqueur" reminds me of the scene with him dressed as Santa, trying to eat salmon he stole at a Christmas party but chewing on his fake beard in Trading Places, such a great "hit rock bottom" scene.

    StudebStudeb11 dögum síðan
  • JonTron over Game Grumps!! (Still love The Grumps tho)

    Gavin LuxGavin Lux11 dögum síðan
  • those skulls cost 20 bucks online

    MadLemonMadLemon11 dögum síðan
  • That Austrian accent was actually pretty accurate...

    Martin RufMartin Ruf11 dögum síðan