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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director/Writer/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer
Mike Shayne - Gaffer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
Lynell Vinuya - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Assistant
Trevor Lazinksi - Art PA
Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
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"Weight In Diamonds" Animation Infographic by Lewis "FaKanza" Bown (twitter.com/FaKanza)
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I came here for the comedy, left wondering how much I'm worth in diamonds.
"According to both physicists and jewelers, these heads should not exist, but should have shattered in the course of making them." Umm.... Dan... neither of those statements is true. People carve shit out of quartz all the time. And of course, the heads were all likely made in Germany in the late 19th century lol
There is a healthy way to believe in ghosts and supernatural, this is not it.
"People talk loud when they want to sound smart right?" Dan: CORRECT!
Brazil! But we dont speak spanish... ):
The cristal skulls sounded like they were made in the 70s.
13:17 no why are you wasting good vodka!!!!!!!
JonTron have you tried Aviation Gin by Ryan Reynolds?
That vodka is garbage
What on earth does double terminated quartz mean?
He went off the rails SO FUCKING QUICK
we had to import one of these from Canada and by import i mean sneak over the border because they weren't for sell in the US yet and I think popov tasted better and I'm pretty sure it was filtered with a diamond ladened sock
Dan aykroyd obviously fucking around and being funny. He's a comedian you dumb shits
people like Dan Akroyd are why I stopped doing shrooms
Everyone grab your notebooks Jontron May say something that may be a meme
You can't filter something through minerals that don't interact with water or alcohol in any way.
I've had better vodka
Lol 'glycol' ohhh noooo. You know what else is in antifreeze, dihydrogen monoxide. It's water lol. Better exploit that 'scary' name for profit.
Ok. Anybody actually tried this vodka? Any good? Or is it just another rebrand of Crystal Palace?
what is the music at 2:29?????
That spanic sounding brasilian was pathetic
I have always thought that a bottle of vodka that is Danny Devitos head would be the best because he could be calling it Danny DeVodka
"Many vodkas add glycol, which is antifreeze" Okay... that right there should let everyone know he's full of shit, notwithstanding all the spiritual mumbo and quartz terminators. That's the kind of fact spouted by someone who saw an unresearched infographic pop up on their Facebook and took it as gospel. You can't just throw the word "glycol" out there and say it's toxic. Ethylene glycol is moderately toxic, while propylene glycol (PG) is non-toxic and used worldwide as a food additive. Most antifreeze formulations switched to PG *because* it's non-toxic, so it would not result in illness/death if animals licked it up off the pavement etc. Do flavored vodkas contain PG? Almost definitely. Is it going to hurt you? No.
The math is slightly inaccurate. Jontron claimed Dan Aykroyd was worth more than his weight in diamonds, when he's actually worth more than the diamonds all of the carbon in his body could be made into.
Years later I FINALLY realized what was wrong with Jon's math. Jon was calculating Dan's weight (and therefore his worth) in diamonds from how much carbon his body contained, i.e. how much diamond could be made from Dan's body. But Jon didn't say Dan was worth more than the fraction of his mass that could be made into diamonds. He said he was worth more than HIS WEIGHT (113 kg) in diamonds. Filtering vodka through Dan means filtering through his normal body, not the extracted carbon. He even says as much. The worth of "Dan's weight" in diamonds is MUCH higher (over 5× more) than the quote Jon gave. Plus, I'm not sure Jon took into account the atomic weight of the non-carbon atoms of the body, meaning it's possible that Dan's weight in carbon (a very light element) is even lower than 18.5%, depending on how that percentage was calculated (either fraction of weight or fraction of atoms). But seeing as how 18.5 seems extremely low for an atomic count, it is likely they based it on weight. So my original argument is the one that matters here.
Vodka taste like puke that I'm drinking for a second time.
Dan Aykroyd is batshit and I love it
I dunno, if I was into heavy liquor and wanted to get soused, first thing I'd look at is something encased in a fucking skull. Not only does it look cool, but if that don't get you shit-faced, nothing will.
Canada can keep him
Vodka is way too chemical for my liking...spirits and such likes are.
I once ran into Dan Aykroyd while bartending, he was staying in the hotel, and he came to the restaurant, walked to the end of the bar, to where our vodka was then turned around, asked my supervisor if we had his vodka in. We didn't because he had gone through the 2 bottles that we bought in anticipation of his stay at the hotel. He then scoffed, walked off and said he'd be back the next day. That's my Dan Akyroyd story, I didn't know who he was (I knew who Dan Aykroyd was, just didn't expect to see him and he was in "disguise").
Dan is confusing Propylene Glycol with Ethylene Glycol, the actual poisonous glycol
13:20 I'm fucking sorry, the literal ease and comfort you had with knowing to attach those handcuffs to a steel cable is frightening and really makes me think you've chained a human to something before. Way too much "lost people in my basement" energy here.
Isso foi interessante...
Intro John tron must be the smoothest being in existence
I work in Plano, Texas and a lot of the people there are pretentious enough to buy a crystal skull.
18:15 guess he was not as smart as we though :(
My friend got me this for my birthday, it was alright tbh. Definitely not better then Absolut though, that stuff is so good I drink it straight.
I gotta ask, has anyone actually tried the vodka? Jon said it was pretty good actually I must know.
I like how he keeps saying “Jon and I” almost like he’s talking about Jontron
ive had this vodka, its easily the worst alcohol to ever touch my lips
Why do I feel like Steven Segal should be involved with this vodka
I don't think I've ever heard the word "symbology" before
3:22 agreed
Vodka 8:32
we don't talk spanish in Brazil, your welcome
the thing he didn't notice was that rio de janeiro they speak Portuguese bacause its located on brazil
HO SAHIT
You put more effort into this video than dan did into the vodka
Dan Aykroyd has allways played.... Dan Aykroyd....
you know the air force has come out and said ufos are real.....
Unidentified Flying Objects just means that a flying object is unidentified. That's it, if you want to say aliens are real than go for it because that's not impossible. But the Airforce nor the Navy has every stated advanced extraterrestrial beings have visited Earth.
I bought one a while ago just for the cool looking skull bottle. I don't drink vodka. I'm more of an apple juice guy
Wait, you drank vodka made by a kinda forgettable 80's celebrity? WOW thats low
The Yucatan peninsula is not in central America its it mexico my guy... To much vodka I guess
18:24 it took Dan’s vodka 2 year but it worked
Dan is absolutely looney
Ah yes, dad left 16 years ago in search of this vodka, must be pretty rare.
Firtsly, why, secondly, why, thirdly, why
Same with my Uncle. What a coincidence.
Dude....
Nice to see people still commenting even after two years.
Eyy it's WooHooLad! Good to see you appreciate the purity of Dan's Vodka as well!
if your in australia thats like normal priced vodka because alcohol is taxed alot like cigaretes are in australia
You know I bet before they pitched this idea to Larry King he first said no as fast as he could. Then as soon as someone said he could drink vodka on air if Mr.King does this interview he thought...... Alright fine
JON. Please release MOOOOOOOOOOORE
a lot of shit talking from a dude who is like a mini Dan Aykroyd lmao
The herkimer diamond mine is 20 minutes from my house
Did Jacques die he isn’t in any of the newer vids
Wait, there is another Ghostbuster he could have called! Have we all forgotten that Rick Moranis is a Ghostbuster too?
What the actual fuck Dan?!?!
Newfoundland does look like the rock. lol
Neither San Salvador nor Belieze City are in South America.
RIP Larry King, it was the glycol that got him
just noticed in deadly twister 2, max and frank used this vodka
It’s a bad take, he’s obviously doing a bit
Danny Devito wine? I know what I’m using to wash the sadness away
Hey that was water in that bottle
He sounds a bit like Billy Crystal in some parts
It's funny coming back to this after the US government announced that ufos are real
Symbolism. Its Symbolism, not symbology you ********.
Seems like ghostbusters really got to dans head
this is why i love jontron- he spends so much time on jokes that last 10 seconds IF YOURE LUCKY. you can tell this man loves his work.
"And while I'm gone NO ectoplasming! Awwwww son of a bitch!" basically the only rule I have for my girlfriend when I'm not home....
He talk about selling religion. Well, that just explain the head of Evangelical thinking about selling their follower lives to the money mild.
I literally have this bottle if vodka in my possession still unopened....
11:02
Ummm, they forgot the two bones behind the skull ☠
Rest in peace Larry King.
Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd
r/SuddenlyCaralho
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watching this video on acid is insane
WOMBO COMBO
Dan lives in/near my city along with Bill Murray. My mom ran into BM during shopping one day.
Terminated means it has a natural point. Double terminated means it has 2 natural points. Also herkimers are not diamonds. Mr aykroyd is dumb.
0:22 *R E V E L E N C E*
12:51 is that Bill Murray doing an impression of Mr. Plinkett?
Famous people are bizarre.
Why didn’t he just said that he made the bottles because he thought they would look cool from the start
12:15 tripy
First time something this complex was made? Clearly never heard of absinthe
"From laughs to liqueur" reminds me of the scene with him dressed as Santa, trying to eat salmon he stole at a Christmas party but chewing on his fake beard in Trading Places, such a great "hit rock bottom" scene.
JonTron over Game Grumps!! (Still love The Grumps tho)
those skulls cost 20 bucks online
That Austrian accent was actually pretty accurate...