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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
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Mike Shayne - Gaffer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor
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Lynell Vinuya - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Assistant
Trevor Lazinksi - Art PA
Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
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“Luxury premium” oh my god they really did it
“Hallo” -Joe Beijing
Coming back to this after 2020 the scenes when he went outside seem a lot more accurate.
Rewatching this a year and a month to the day it was released, still as timeless as ever!
Its really not that great of a vodka
RIP Larry King....Dan Should’ve put Glycol in his vodka. King is immune to antifreeze....
AyyYykroyd!
Every time I see this, my brain hurts. Carbon dioxide is a cousin to Oxygen. Water is a cousin to hydrogen peroxide. Just because the chemical composition is close does not mean its dangerous. Glycols are a class of alcohols, that's it. It's just a way to add alcohol to the drink, and the kind used in most vodkas is as safe to drink as any other alcoholic beverage.
Does Jon not believe in aliens because he hasn't seen them?
Dan watching this video, am i a joke to you?
Руски стандарт make better vodka
I've been so out of it I didn't realise King had passed and it took watching this and reading the comments to know
18:17 that joke didn’t hold up very well
Everytime I watch this I try to pronounce bottle like he does
As much as I want to think half of the world doesn’t believe in bullshit, there are laws in certain states here in the US that dictate you must tell a future homeowner whether or not your house is/was haunted. Many of the newer US generations don’t buy into bullshit, let alone religion. But they/we aren’t the majority of people. A majority of people are far below the living/understanding standard that we stand by. A majority of people live so differently no US citizen can truly understand their mindset and/or lifestyle. Different nations’ priorities, ethics, and morals range very vastly.
Woah woah woah woah I have never heard anyone of my Canadian brethren Refer to Newfoundland As The rock Who the hell told Dan that Bllsht
Hahhahahah Plano Tx!!!!! Cheers from fort worth 🍻
Bitch I don’t care how the vodka tastes I only bought it because it looks cool and gets me drunk
5:10 What the fuck
Same
You should totally follow this up with a trip to Newfoundland.....after the Pandemic that is. Let me know, I'll show you the sights :)
I've never heard anyone call newfoundland the rock personally (proud ontarian)
I believe in ghosts but if someone says i saw a ghost i will be sceptical
In two hours will be my birthday. And the only thing I really want is a new Jontron episode... Is that so wrong?
"I'm dying, I feel my bones melting." That didn't age quite so well.
11:47 I am a skinny kid, but I weight more than the average weight for an adult lol.
R.I.P. Larry King
His videos are so entertaining and hilarious as well as educational. But they are so good to sleep to
“ I said Dan, what the actual fuck did you just say to me?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Has dan seen this yet?
I didn't realize Jon put so much work into his productions... Thumbs Up
Who else remembers it being around since 2009
RIP Larry King
I'm pretty certain Dan Ackroyd knows little to nothing about chemistry. Ethylene glycol is antifreeze. glycol just indicates that a compound contains two hydroxyl groups and nothing else except carbon hydrogen bonds. In fact propylene glyco (1 more CH2 group)l is sometimes used as a flavor in certain products.
I miss Larry king
16:50
This is a commercial for Dan’s cult
Worst "vodka" i ever did imbibe!
Aykroyd's so crazy cus he's been smoking crystal (skull) methamphetamine.
The worst vodka you can buy. Horrible!
When you ask like that, absolutely not 😂😂😂
"Don't you bring the Navajo into this" is probably my favorite underrated line from this, like yes please for the love of God, Dan, don't do that
I love pop punk lol
Vodka isn't supposed to smell or taste like anything. That's why it's the perfect libation to drink at work. Nobody can smell it on you and since it's clear they'll assume it's water. The more you know! 👍
Jon would be the best math teacher
gamer girl bath vodka
"He proposed filtering through diamonds" Me, a chemist: That's so pointless in so many ways it's actually amazing
Larry King died recently such is long term effects of crystal head vodka
That’s poor man he cussed at
That stuffs actually real
They.... they say New Foundland is so far north it’s in its own Timezone....? So as an Arizonan.... am I so far West I’m in my own time zone too? Cuz Arizona has its own too.... I don’t feel any special and our land is trash. The hell?! Akroyd lied to me!!
lmao herkimer diamonds are garbage cheap, basically it's distilled 0 times
He could have also called Rick moranis
Don’t worry the handcuffs aren’t part of it Jk the handcuffs are absolutely part
I think the ghostbusters movie has finally got into dan’s head.
Need vodka to get through Crystal Skull!
Was that one of dans people on the streets with the beer or did he steal that. He probably didn't steal it but just wondering.
Dan has gone wacky
Why is the guy in Rio speaking Spanish?
*Points at modern art* "What is this?! Two guys from Minecraft f*cking?!"
Wanna know what’s more healthy and pure than crystal head vodka, WATER.
You know, something didnt feel right about the "weight in diamonds" bit and then i realized, why did they do the whole carbon thing? Isnt "somebody's weight in diamonds" supposed to be an amount of diamonds equal in weight to them? If we take this into account then the price they said is just 18.whatever percent of dan's actual weight in diamonds. The whole total would be 621500000
N.G.L. The bottle is pretty cool
I missed this when it came out. I see JonTron is a fan of Mr. Plinkett
11:47 Oh no, MATH!!!
5:03, that's me watching this video.
1:09 he’s on Pokémon go lmao
how does this have 15mil views but 492k likes and 6k dislikes
Bullshit, we speak portuguese not spanish here in Brazil! Skull Vodka? Maybe you can try the real deal, it's called "Corote"!
All jokes aside the bottle is cool.
Coneheads was a documentary
18:15 "That one didn't age quite so well"
He was playing pokemon go while talking to Dan on the phone
This guy made math more understandable than a teacher
Well over half the word is religious so I think that kinda is true
I live in Newfoundland and never knew they made that here
Why would you
In fact at 4.26 of your stupid video and this is my last comment I'm moving on.
Just so you knownyou can edit comments you don't have to leave more than one
You're an idiot that's part of his stick that's part of his gig that's what Dan Aykroyd is known for. The spooky government world. You're a twit on Twitter trying to sell yourself what Dan Aykroyd success. By the way you got a little putz next to the side of your mouth.
Oh good you read it... I leave mistakes to get a response. Dork
He's an idiot but you can't form a coherent sentence....
Crystal head vodka is a medicine not for pussy mouths like you. All alcohol on this Earth is medicinal. Psalm 31 King Lemuel give beer to those who are perishing wine to those who are in anguish.
You are aware most of jontron's content is just for fun right?
Gotta love how whenever people make stereotypes about Russia they are just cool about it but whenever someone makes stereotypes about the US they have some kind of fucking, seizure 😆 anyway all the jontron videos are funny as hell
One shot bullshit I can drink a whole glass
RIP Larry King
I'm watching this back years later and realized that at the end, the person from brazil with the vodka speaks Spanish Brazilians speak Portuguese
Watch the fridge on left
I am watching "Spies Like Us".
Ok but that Phil guy has THE most soothing voice. If liquor manufacturing ever falls through, he could have a career in narrating those online guided sleep meditations
I like ur pop punk thing u said
Jon and Larry king need to meet. I think they would be amazing buds 😂😂😂
Larry king is dead
Where can i order this
Bottles got ended.... Thin, empty! Chinese copies all u can now get
u dont drink vodka like that...
16:50 That was kinda cute and funny, good job Jon.
12:55 this segment brought to you by Red Letter Media.
Imagine thinking all glycols are antifreeze....
Let the record show that no commercially-distributed vodkas in the US contain ethylene glycol. Citrus essential oils are not toxic (if you’re not drinking a fricking gallon) and are used for flavoring all the time, I think in flavored sparkling water, to name one. And I can’t find any factual basis for the thing about plastic or bug poison. But hey, I guess when you got a cool vodka to sell and you’re Dan Aykroyd you can just make s*** up.
Fun fact: there is actually a small liquor store in Greektown in Detroit that sells this vodka. And by this, I mean ONE. They could only afford to buy one vodka bottle to sell, and nobody in the area knows what it is so it's just been sitting up on a high shelf for years. It's got cobwebs which makes it look even more like a cool skull. The manager said it's been there going on five years now, and I've been back in Detroit for three years going to college. Barring this year with Covid restrictions, I've always gone to that store on my downtown walks just to buy apple juice, and say hello to the manager and wave hi to the skull. I've named it Duke. He doesn't care that I'm weird so long as I'm still spending money.
Now in 2021 doesn’t sound so crazy for aliens
This is the same guy who was a fucking blues brother and a ghostbuster
Took me forever to notice that Croc theme song cover in this video.
Yo I have two of those skulls and every Halloween I put fluorescent water in them with a black light behind them and make em glow.
RIP Larry King, that shot truely was the start of the ruination.